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penny | 30+ | 🔞 | mxtx-enjoyer, star-trek-watcher, comic-book-eater, multifandom gremlin | euphorion @ ao3 | icon by @sword_jam on twitter
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first of all baby boy you are definitely more than half a nerd. second of all... she's not calling you a loser she's calling you gay 😭
Finally, she spoke at a low volume. “Don’t be afraid, I’ll help you hide it. Actually I always knew you were probably going to die alone. But I didn’t think this type of development was possible…” This brat! Don’t curse your brother like that!! What did she mean, she always knew! He wasn’t such an incurable nerd! He was just half a nerd! In fact, he was a normie!!
November 8, 2025 at 8:26 PM
crowkids.bsky.social
let him enjoy being a shizun again.....
Shen Yuan conjured up some adorable scenes in his mind. For instance, Luo Binghe would see something he didn’t recognize and look up at Shen Yuan timidly, just like Dumdum. Without his smiling encouragement, Luo Binghe wouldn’t dare approach further. Then, he would patiently instruct Luo Binghe, like teaching a child. After all, there wasn’t much Shen Yuan could teach Luo Binghe after he’d grown up. Let him enjoy being a shizun again!
November 8, 2025 at 8:22 PM
crowkids.bsky.social
this is crazy. binghe when shen yuan undoes his belt to redo it like 😳👀
November 8, 2025 at 8:21 PM
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(peerlesscucumber translation) I'm crying... truly mogged.... he steered himself away from this wicked experiment...
Shen Yuan exhaled in wonder. The protagonist was the protagonist indeed. His features… truly mogged! Many male idols could only play one role in historical or costume dramas. If someone’s face lacked that “it” factor, they would have to be styled a certain way to make up for it. Their appearance dictated what kind of vibe they could conjure. But Luo Binghe’s face didn’t have a single bad angle. Shen Yuan suspected that he would still look handsome with a crew cut, but he steered himself away from conducting this wicked experiment. In his aesthetic judgement, the crew cut belonged lower than the eighteenth level of hell. He decided to give Luo Binghe a cool, normal short cut.
November 8, 2025 at 8:18 PM
crowkids.bsky.social
thank you to the pokemon drifloon, a big fan of butchfemme hualian
November 7, 2025 at 4:00 PM
crowkids.bsky.social
they're perfect. help me. also the implication that sy didn't play video games before?????
“When did you start playing video games? What game is it? I want to play too,” Shen Tang interrogated him. “Playing those games is a complete waste of time. You should focus on school,” Shen Yuan said. Shen Tang was baffled. “Ever since you came back from the hospital, it feels like you’ve been an elementary school teacher for a whole decade. Am I imagining it?” “Yes, yes, I think so too!” His mom said. “Anyway, I studied very hard when I was your age,” Shen Yuan said. “I get good grades, you don’t have to worry,” Shen Tang said. “Besides, so what if you studied hard then? Don’t you game all day now? What’s the difference?” Unbeatable, truly unbeatable! No wonder she sat at the top of the family food chain. Shen Yuan bowed in surrender. He saw the corners of Luo Binghe’s mouth curve into a smile. What are you smiling at?
November 4, 2025 at 10:17 PM
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Luo Binghe was just the kind of person cute things were made for............................
Shen Yuan helped tie up Luo Binghe’s long hair, planning to make a salon appointment tomorrow for Luo Binghe’s haircut. Not bad, he thought when he was done. Pretty cute, actually. Luo Binghe was just the kind of person cute things were made for. Shen Yuan couldn’t stop laughing until he went back to his seat. a three-panel meme. The first panel reads "lie down" and depicts a man in fetal position on the floor. The second panel reads "try not to cry," with the same man with an arrow implying he is rolling over. The third panel reads "cry a lot" with a close-up of the man's crying face, a puddle of tears under his cheek.
November 4, 2025 at 10:13 PM
crowkids.bsky.social
i love that shen yuan's "explanation" here is just about how formal binghe is being and absolutely nothing about how you guys are flirting shamelessly at the dinner table
Shen Yuan had a very hard time holding back his laughter. “Of course he’s handsome. Why else would we pick him to cosplay?” Luo Binghe seemed to understand. He was still blushing. “Thank you for the praise, auntie, but my looks have little to recommend me. Shizun is the only unparalleled beauty in my heart.” “Binghe is an accomplished scholar of historical literature,” Shen Yuan said to his parents, smoothly. “This is just how he talks; it takes a little while to get used to.”
November 4, 2025 at 10:09 PM
crowkids.bsky.social
yeah sy i can't imagine why binghe might be blushing meeting your parents. extraordinarily cute that he specifically notes it's "without permission". next time he'll ask if he can blush shizun :3
Luo Binghe perfectly delivered the line Shen Yuan taught him, but for some reason (and without permission) he was blushing furiously. “Hello, auntie and uncle.”
November 4, 2025 at 10:06 PM
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losing it truly. i choose to believe shen dad is confusing cosplay and roleplay here or perhaps simply doesn't know that they are separate things
Shen Yuan changed Luo Binghe into a set of his own clothes. As soon as they left the room, Shen Yuan heard his mom saying, “It’s perfectly normal for young people to do that these days. Very fashionable. Even I’ve heard of it; it’s called “cosplay”. Why are you staring at him like that? Don’t be so old fashioned!” His dad was brewing tea. “How am I old fashioned? I know about ‘play’. I’m just admiring how good his ‘play’ looks. What’s wrong with that?” His sister glanced up from her game. “Stop arguing, they’re done ‘playing’. They’re coming out.”
November 4, 2025 at 10:01 PM
crowkids.bsky.social
maybe you should do something about it (kiss him on the mouth!!!!)
He realized that Luo Binghe was looking straight at him. Luo Binghe’s gaze was so intensely earnest that it weighed on Shen Yuan like a mountain, and he felt that he couldn’t endure it any longer.
November 4, 2025 at 9:57 PM
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i am obsessed with them. oh thank GOD my husband bound our souls together so we will never be separated ever again. phew!!!!! no i have no questions about how he did that or concerns that he did that without permission. why would i
“Shizun need not worry,” Luo Binghe said calmly. “This disciple has bound our souls. When your soul returns, mine will go with it. I go wherever shizun goes." Shen Yuan finally relaxed. That’s good, they wouldn’t end up like star-crossed lovers in a tragedy…
November 4, 2025 at 9:52 PM
crowkids.bsky.social
CRYING!!! BINGQIU
Shen Yuan walked to the door, speeding up as he went—he was in such a hurry that he almost tripped. Luckily, someone’s hand shot out to steady him. He looked up and saw a face of unsurpassed loveliness. Luo Binghe was looking down at him, the alarm in his eyes eclipsed by overwhelming joy.
November 4, 2025 at 9:49 PM
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shen family a takeout family CONFIRMED
That evening, the Shen household blazed with light. Their table was laden with takeout dishes. The family gathered to celebrate their third son leaving the hospital in good health.
November 4, 2025 at 9:48 PM
crowkids.bsky.social
I'm going through it. I'm dying many deaths
"Of course, Shen Yuan had paid for Shang Qinghua to undergo the same battery of tests. Shang Qinghua was returning to his apartment after being discharged. Before they parted, Shen Yuan (after thinking it over) addressed Xiang Fei: "Do you want to come home with me? My house isn't huge, but we have room for you." He knew Master Airplane loved alone, was the thing, and his family didn't really care about him. Nobody visited him the whole time. Airplane was so unpredictable that he could electrocute himself while eating instant noodles. What if he got himself killed again, and nobody found him.... He thought Airplane's expression looked touched and conflicted for a moment. But Airplane laughed. "So you do love me, Cucumber Bro! But you don't have much time. You should spend it with your family. I'm going back to work." Shen Yuan didn't want to object to this so-called "love," so he said, "All right, you go and work, I'll come and find you in two days."
November 3, 2025 at 7:16 PM
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A LOT TO UNPACK HERE,
His family had no objections about his desire to bring home a patient he happened to meet at the hospital. Shen Yuan's little sister Shen Teng explained the situation without even looking up from her game. "That's how it always is. When my brother was little, he'd bring home unwanted dogs and secretly bathe them, sneak them into his room, share his blanket with them, and then they'd give him bad dreams from sleeping on his chest." Shang Qinghua was initially confused why this was suddenly "how it always is." Then he was touched that Cucumber Bro was so protective over little animals. Finally he saw the issue: Hello, am I just another one of Cucumber Bro's strays??
November 3, 2025 at 7:03 PM
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This is killing me. Not the pictures of his corpse 😭😭😭
An excerpt from the new extra for svsss, which reads, "In any case, they had already dropped everything to visit him when the food poisoning initially struck him down. Making them do it again really wouldn't be fair to their coworkers. So they expressed their sympathies by sending him the photos they snapped of his "corpse". Shen Yuan found this incredibly moving. He tagged his two brothers in the family group chat, sent a torrent of emojis depicting cursing, throwing up, and beatings, and unleashed a firestorm of verbal abuse. For his efforts he received a pile of apology cash transfers.
November 3, 2025 at 6:33 PM
crowkids.bsky.social
Me (beheader) & my beautiful beheaded wife
A picture of a lesbian couple in their Halloween costumes. On the left is a Mexican femme lesbian in a tall pink wig and a light pink dress with a flowered pink and green corset and hot pink gloves. Their face is painted white and done up in French aristocratic makeup. They are holding a purse shaped like a slice of cake. On the right is a white butch lesbian painted even whiter with face paint, dressed all in black, holding a guillotine constructed out of cardboard. At the base of the guillotine is a plastic head, wearing a French aristocrat wig and painted so it looks severed with the bone sticking out. The femme lesbian from the first picture in the same outfit, holding a pink feathered fan and seated in a field of autumn leaves. The makeup is more obvious in this picture, making it clear he has hearts on each cheek. The butch lesbian from the first picture (OP) in the process of creating the cardboard guillotine. She is holding the cardboard and duct tape blade of the guillotine up on a long twine string and concentrating on it with a slight smile. In front of her is a real cutting mat, a drill, several pieces of cardboard, duct tape, and a hot glue gun.
November 1, 2025 at 1:35 AM
crowkids.bsky.social
WHAT a category
A screenshot that reads "(Heroic) Horse Names
October 22, 2025 at 1:55 AM
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i love fantasy name generator dot com. i love that i can say "give me evil names. and make them for women" and it will offer up These. classically feminine in every way
A screencap that reads "Wish Bloodgood" A screencap that reads "Eldritch Shadowsoul" A screencap that reads "Moonlight Ripper"
October 22, 2025 at 1:46 AM
crowkids.bsky.social
Let's play "sentences written in the 1920s or 2020s"
An excerpt from Upton Sinclair's Oil! which reads, "Chaim had been targeted to the country jail, another condemned structure, fully as dingy and filthy as the city jail. There was no longer anything you could do about it, because in these deportations the courts were refusing to intervene, holding them to be administrative matters. The Democratic attorney-general had failed in his effort to get the nomination for president by his campaign against the reds, but the machinery he had set going was still grinding out misery for guilty and innocent alike."
October 18, 2025 at 3:22 AM
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insane steal. really worth it
an online price listing for "Guillotine (Functional)." It is 20% off 12.50 for a total of $10 USD.
October 17, 2025 at 1:33 PM
crowkids.bsky.social
thank you florence
an excerpt from the new florence and the machine song "one of the greats," which reads, "And you could have me if you weren't so afraid of me / it's funny how men don't find power very sexy / so this one's for the ladies / do i drive you crazy? / did i get it right?"
October 14, 2025 at 2:37 PM
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the more things change the more they stay the same... yes I am still reading Upton Sinclair's Oil! (between other things)
An excerpt from Upton Sinclair's novel Oil!, which reads, "And then there was Gregor Nikolaieff. Gregor was all right, when you got to know him, but the trouble was, it was hard to know him, because his accent was peculiar, and at critical moments in his talk he would forget the English word. He has jet black hair, and black eyes with a sombre frown above them--in short, he was the very picture of what the students called a "Bolsheviki." As it happened, Gregor's father had belonged to one of the revolutionary parties whom the Bolsheviks were now sending to jail; but how could you explain that to a student body who dumped in one common garbage-can Socialists and Communists and Syndicalists and Anarchists, Communist-Anarchists and Anarchist-Syndalists, Social Revolutionaries and Social Democrats, Populists, Progressives, Single-taxers, Nonpartisan Leaguers, Pacifists, Pragmatists, Altruists, Vegetarians, Anti-vivisectionists and opponents of capital punishment."
October 14, 2025 at 2:07 AM
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Paused and accidentally captured a rare classic movie blep
A still from Guess Who's Coming to Dinner (1967). Katherine Houghton is wearing a bright red floppy hat and has her tongue slightly protruding from her mouth and her blue eyes very wide.
September 27, 2025 at 2:28 AM