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CHEF.

Food. Photography. Cookbook Author. Citizen Journalist. Insane Gourmiac. Vociferous Valkyrie. Cook Tease.

(gomichild/Crowbar Jones elsewhere)

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Bloody freezing 😑

#InnerSouthEastMelbourne
November 10, 2025 at 11:03 PM
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Send me anonymous Confessions Love Barry Manilow songs
November 10, 2025 at 9:38 PM
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Send me anonymous Confessions I don't like the Blues Brothers film. Not something I'd dare say in public, it's like a religion with some people.
November 10, 2025 at 12:20 PM
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In? 🤔
Send me anonymous Confessions I must confess - 1 still believe.
November 10, 2025 at 11:38 AM
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Send me anonymous Confessions I'm trying the dating thing again and scared AF! Scum and villainy
November 10, 2025 at 11:30 AM
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Send me anonymous Confessions When I was young and desperate I found an old photo at my parents house of a hot young man in bathers in the 50s. l...ahem. Relieved myself. Later on I worried it might have been a photo of my Dad as a young man. &
November 10, 2025 at 9:48 AM
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Send me anonymous Confessions I once was taking an evening stroll along a beach with friends. To me it looked like a cobblestone street lit with gaslamps. Then a dog barked at us angrily. The cobblestones turned into a quagmire. The walk back home was exhausting. I was tripping on magic mushrooms at the time, as were my friends.
November 10, 2025 at 9:28 AM
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#BaDumTish
Send me anonymous Confessions I have never met a single person who was married
November 10, 2025 at 9:23 AM
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What is the bike show….
Send me anonymous Confessions Ive never watched game of thrones, breaking bad or the sopranos. Or that bike show that everyone raved about. Oh and the walking dead!
November 10, 2025 at 9:19 AM
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I think most of us go through times of change which take readjustment - puberty, ageing, sometimes after illness or other change - it takes us time to accept & then others to do so too - soon the changed you will just be you x
Send me anonymous Confessions Im trans and Im scared that everyone just sees me as a guy in a dress faking a squeaky high voice.
November 10, 2025 at 9:10 AM
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Thank you that’s a really lovely thing to say x
Send me anonymous Confessions I think the food you cook is absolutely amazing. So talented!
November 10, 2025 at 9:04 AM
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This is a slippery slope though - is the glee from having a potential weapon to use, or joy that they committed something described as “dirt”?
Send me anonymous Confessions i found some juicy dirt on someone who treated me badly and I feel glee
November 9, 2025 at 11:31 AM
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I think there’s a barn raising in that
Send me anonymous Confessions Any film with the word "seven" in its title, I'm tempted to see seven times. But I draw the line at "Seven Brides for Seven Brothers"
November 9, 2025 at 11:25 AM
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I’m just concerned someone is gonna spoil the ending for me at some point.
Send me anonymous Confessions And, of course, I am always down to not watch Titanic with you (I've never seen it either).
November 9, 2025 at 11:14 AM
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*googles*
Send me anonymous Confessions I have Pig (2021) with Nicolas Cage ready to roll any time you want to do a movie night.
November 9, 2025 at 11:08 AM
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Send me anonymous Confessions I'm grateful you're my friend
November 9, 2025 at 11:04 AM
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Send me anonymous Confessions I have fallen for my best friend. Again. I didn't want to and I'm trying really hard to stop but it is very hard.
November 9, 2025 at 10:58 AM
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Yikes
Send me anonymous Confessions I've seen neither, and have never had any desire too. It didn't help that a gang of post guys from Skywalker Sound with whom I worked considered Cameron a creep.
November 9, 2025 at 10:55 AM
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Yeah manipulation shouldn’t play a role in a partnership.
Send me anonymous Confessions It was probably when he "managed" me into going to watch Titanic at the cinema that I began to see that I wouldn't stay with my now long-ago boyfriend.
November 9, 2025 at 10:53 AM
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Well that sounds terrifying to be fair.
Send me anonymous Confessions I shit my pants the first time I got in a real firefight. Running around dodging rounds when you've 'already evacuated' was a real hoot. Only happened the first time, but it made for funny photos
November 9, 2025 at 10:48 AM
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Send me anonymous Confessions Sorry for all the flowery language; I don't know how else to express myself when it comes to you.
November 9, 2025 at 10:31 AM
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Send me anonymous Confessions The only thing that keeps me from believing you were crafted in a lab to completely trap my brain is that I'm nowhere near significant enough for anyone to go to that trouble. That, and just casually just stealing my attention as side-effect of everything else you do is far, far more devious.
November 9, 2025 at 10:27 AM
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Yeah it’s a rough game I recall.
Send me anonymous Confessions I went back on the dating apps and I don't think I like humanity or the gender of choice I'm attracted to
November 9, 2025 at 10:24 AM
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The new keepers of Pandora sent us a photo of her new home 💕

#caravanrenovation
Caravan
November 9, 2025 at 7:24 AM
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4am. Day started at 9am. Need to wipe off the paint & get a couple of hours sleep before I have to run around again.
Very tired woman
November 8, 2025 at 5:11 PM