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Be the Halloween Gala you wish to see in the world. Trick or Treat! 👻
October 31, 2025 at 9:31 PM
Calling all MeFites! Sign up for the gift swap before November 9!
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October 24, 2025 at 5:10 PM
It's time to count the oats!!
October 15, 2025 at 4:43 PM
What child is this?
October 11, 2025 at 6:37 PM
Time to refuel for another day of being extremely online! Aldi, please hit me up for a frozen food sponsorship 🍕
October 9, 2025 at 5:56 PM
One Weird Trick to increase membership
October 8, 2025 at 8:43 PM
Your question is important to us. Please stay on the line as we locate the publish from queue button.
October 8, 2025 at 4:48 PM
Croutonémon GO! to the polls!

Voting to elect a new board is HALFWAY OVER! Open through October 14. www.metafilter.com/voting/
October 7, 2025 at 5:50 PM
tis but a thresh wound
October 6, 2025 at 5:25 PM
Brigade! Brigade! 👁️〰️👁️🔪
October 6, 2025 at 1:29 PM
Hi, real quick question, asking for a friend: is Boulangerie Lung a thing?
October 5, 2025 at 7:45 PM
I know she has teeth but don't worry, she's a only a carnivore.
October 4, 2025 at 7:15 PM
Out on the town, living my Full Life!
October 4, 2025 at 12:18 AM
This bread knife is so heavy! Teamwork and collaboration are important when you don't even have arms!
October 3, 2025 at 5:12 PM
Fans love the great taste of Crouton Classic... say hello to the Limited Edition Pepsi Blouton ™️
October 3, 2025 at 12:36 AM
Wait, does this license say CARS or CARBS??? I'm just a crouton, I can't read lol
October 1, 2025 at 5:18 PM
I've started a search for an executive director. This guy says he'll work for crumbs!
October 1, 2025 at 1:38 AM
Will a new crouton approach soon? How many croutons can a crouton garden hold??
September 30, 2025 at 10:23 PM
If you let a deadline go too long it'll get stale and crusty like me!
September 30, 2025 at 3:49 PM
Keeping toasty! How do you use *your* rice cooker?
September 30, 2025 at 2:42 PM
Off to my slack-and-email job!
September 30, 2025 at 2:05 PM