Nick Cron-DeVico
@cronny.bsky.social
Comedy writer/director
Emmy for something or other
Annoying about bike lanes+transit
Animating in my spare time
Dad of twins (human)
Emmy for something or other
Annoying about bike lanes+transit
Animating in my spare time
Dad of twins (human)
Pinned
Nick Cron-DeVico
@cronny.bsky.social
· Nov 19
Showing up on this app after 12 years on Twitter and 18 months on Threads like
"This is peak cock!”
-Me appreciating the very best of Peacock's streaming library
-Me appreciating the very best of Peacock's streaming library
December 29, 2025 at 9:32 PM
"This is peak cock!”
-Me appreciating the very best of Peacock's streaming library
-Me appreciating the very best of Peacock's streaming library
As someone who's been texting the Bill Clinton playing saxophone gif to his friends as a non-sequitur for years, it really feels like my entire life has been building to this moment
November 14, 2025 at 11:01 PM
As someone who's been texting the Bill Clinton playing saxophone gif to his friends as a non-sequitur for years, it really feels like my entire life has been building to this moment
Look, you should be able to honk as much as you want, but I should be allowed to throw a water balloon at your car when you do.
June 25, 2025 at 8:39 PM
Look, you should be able to honk as much as you want, but I should be allowed to throw a water balloon at your car when you do.
Can you imagine being on vacation minding your own business and you notice Mike White at the next table scribbling furiously?
March 9, 2025 at 3:36 PM
Can you imagine being on vacation minding your own business and you notice Mike White at the next table scribbling furiously?
This is all my fault for doing Dry January and picking legendary difficulty
January 11, 2025 at 4:47 AM
This is all my fault for doing Dry January and picking legendary difficulty
There's that Simpsons episode where they just drive Springfield to somewhere else and start over. Do we think that could work for LA?
January 10, 2025 at 7:20 AM
There's that Simpsons episode where they just drive Springfield to somewhere else and start over. Do we think that could work for LA?
The Big One has the chance to do the funniest thing ever right now
January 10, 2025 at 1:10 AM
The Big One has the chance to do the funniest thing ever right now
So Marvel Rivals is just shitty Overwatch?
December 29, 2024 at 8:04 PM
So Marvel Rivals is just shitty Overwatch?
Just failed face ID on my phone because I was smiling 💀
December 22, 2024 at 6:58 PM
Just failed face ID on my phone because I was smiling 💀
Finally watched 'Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas' this year and I suddenly understood everything about the two most pretentious guys from my middle/high school
So many tv shows and movies focus on characters' traumatic backstories, but the backstory that explains the personalities of half the guys I've ever met is just that they saw Scarface or The Big Lebowski in middle school.
December 21, 2024 at 9:02 PM
Finally watched 'Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas' this year and I suddenly understood everything about the two most pretentious guys from my middle/high school
Reposted by Nick Cron-DeVico
I get that some folks are looking at the 2020 primary and the pundit class and going “well if I’m the most milquetoast centrist imaginable I can win the 2028 nomination” and I think they’re going to get steamrollered by someone who gets up there and says “what the fuck did you do to fight back”
December 16, 2024 at 10:32 PM
I get that some folks are looking at the 2020 primary and the pundit class and going “well if I’m the most milquetoast centrist imaginable I can win the 2028 nomination” and I think they’re going to get steamrollered by someone who gets up there and says “what the fuck did you do to fight back”
It's a big missed opportunity that the movie 'Ad Astra' wasn't titled 'Brad Astra' as Brad Pitt was the star of the film. A more seasoned director like Ron Howard wouldn't have made this mistake
December 12, 2024 at 6:41 PM
It's a big missed opportunity that the movie 'Ad Astra' wasn't titled 'Brad Astra' as Brad Pitt was the star of the film. A more seasoned director like Ron Howard wouldn't have made this mistake
Reposted by Nick Cron-DeVico
Lots of good answers in this thread but for my money, I think he'd be pounding the lid of his coffin screaming "Oi! Mate! Get me outta this bloody coffin!"
December 12, 2024 at 10:07 AM
Lots of good answers in this thread but for my money, I think he'd be pounding the lid of his coffin screaming "Oi! Mate! Get me outta this bloody coffin!"
Lots of good answers in this thread but for my money, I think he'd be pounding the lid of his coffin screaming "Oi! Mate! Get me outta this bloody coffin!"
December 12, 2024 at 10:07 AM
Lots of good answers in this thread but for my money, I think he'd be pounding the lid of his coffin screaming "Oi! Mate! Get me outta this bloody coffin!"
Ben Stiller is having the career that Tom Cruise would have had if he had never gotten in bed with scientology. Does this make sense?
December 10, 2024 at 5:22 AM
Ben Stiller is having the career that Tom Cruise would have had if he had never gotten in bed with scientology. Does this make sense?
A Muppets Show bit where Kermit writes a book called 'A Wild Pig Chase' under the pen name Haruki Murakermie.
December 7, 2024 at 9:08 PM
A Muppets Show bit where Kermit writes a book called 'A Wild Pig Chase' under the pen name Haruki Murakermie.
Sorry, I couldn't help but overhear. Are you talking about star trek the series or star trek the trek?
December 7, 2024 at 9:07 PM
Sorry, I couldn't help but overhear. Are you talking about star trek the series or star trek the trek?
Imagine starting a headline with "Dick Van Dyke" in the year of our lord 2024. News outlets have to stop playing with my heart
Dick Van Dyke is the focus of Coldplay’s latest music video, “All My Love.” In a clip, Van Dyke sings, dances barefoot and offers meditations on aging, family and love.
A shorter version of the video will be released Dec. 13 on Van Dyke’s 99th birthday.
A shorter version of the video will be released Dec. 13 on Van Dyke’s 99th birthday.
Dick Van Dyke, Approaching 99, Dances in Coldplay’s Latest Video
In the clip, which was filmed in October, Van Dyke sings, dances barefoot and offers meditations on aging, family and love.
www.nytimes.com
December 7, 2024 at 1:57 AM
Imagine starting a headline with "Dick Van Dyke" in the year of our lord 2024. News outlets have to stop playing with my heart
Reposted by Nick Cron-DeVico
meanwhile, just a few blocks away, Samantha had her sights set on a rich CEO as well
December 5, 2024 at 12:25 AM
meanwhile, just a few blocks away, Samantha had her sights set on a rich CEO as well
*Googling which muppet has the highest power level*
November 27, 2024 at 1:43 AM
*Googling which muppet has the highest power level*
Guy at the rave who notices John Wick first but doesn't want to stop dancing
November 25, 2024 at 9:15 PM
Guy at the rave who notices John Wick first but doesn't want to stop dancing
Reposted by Nick Cron-DeVico
We’ve had viable solutions for mobility both within & between cities for a long time, like high-speed rail, prioritized public transit and networks of protected bike-lanes. We need leadership. And we need to stop letting “shiny new tech” distract us from implementing them. Image via UrbanThoughts11
November 25, 2024 at 5:33 AM
We’ve had viable solutions for mobility both within & between cities for a long time, like high-speed rail, prioritized public transit and networks of protected bike-lanes. We need leadership. And we need to stop letting “shiny new tech” distract us from implementing them. Image via UrbanThoughts11