Dave
@crittersarebuggin.bsky.social
"If you can hear a piano fall, you can hear me coming down the hall."
Cereal, make a book.
<3
<3
December 15, 2025 at 1:38 AM
Cereal, make a book.
<3
<3
I've heard the interesting observation about his horrible handshake bruises contrasted with the remarkably resilient healing powers (against bullets, etc.) of his ears.
December 14, 2025 at 9:05 PM
I've heard the interesting observation about his horrible handshake bruises contrasted with the remarkably resilient healing powers (against bullets, etc.) of his ears.
"Hold on, Mr. Pocket!!!"
December 12, 2025 at 7:25 AM
"Hold on, Mr. Pocket!!!"
Rest in Piss, HF.
December 12, 2025 at 4:50 AM
Rest in Piss, HF.
Pretty much true.
Liberals don't like Nazi's, they disagree with the Liberals on that.
Liberals don't like bigots, they disagree with the Liberals on that.
Liberals don't like transphobes, they disagree with the Liberals on that.
And so on...
Liberals don't like Nazi's, they disagree with the Liberals on that.
Liberals don't like bigots, they disagree with the Liberals on that.
Liberals don't like transphobes, they disagree with the Liberals on that.
And so on...
December 12, 2025 at 3:02 AM
Pretty much true.
Liberals don't like Nazi's, they disagree with the Liberals on that.
Liberals don't like bigots, they disagree with the Liberals on that.
Liberals don't like transphobes, they disagree with the Liberals on that.
And so on...
Liberals don't like Nazi's, they disagree with the Liberals on that.
Liberals don't like bigots, they disagree with the Liberals on that.
Liberals don't like transphobes, they disagree with the Liberals on that.
And so on...
I need to hammer that in to my skull. Thank you.
December 11, 2025 at 8:01 AM
I need to hammer that in to my skull. Thank you.
Truly, don't bother coming for a while. Our gov's fascist now, and our cultural contributions are mostly boarded up strip malls with a few vape stores still hanging in there.
December 11, 2025 at 3:06 AM
Truly, don't bother coming for a while. Our gov's fascist now, and our cultural contributions are mostly boarded up strip malls with a few vape stores still hanging in there.
Funny, I was considering doing the same thing to DeSantis' haircut.
December 11, 2025 at 2:57 AM
Funny, I was considering doing the same thing to DeSantis' haircut.
So much microphallus in so few pixels.
December 10, 2025 at 9:55 PM
So much microphallus in so few pixels.
Two tickets, two beers, and two dogs for $50?
1995 all over again!
1995 all over again!
December 10, 2025 at 9:46 PM
Two tickets, two beers, and two dogs for $50?
1995 all over again!
1995 all over again!
Proud Soy boy over here thinks we should be eating our own soybeans instead of crying over the price of meat.
December 10, 2025 at 7:10 PM
Proud Soy boy over here thinks we should be eating our own soybeans instead of crying over the price of meat.
Aren't they talking about sending Clarence down to help George Bailey?
December 10, 2025 at 9:17 AM
Aren't they talking about sending Clarence down to help George Bailey?
Luckily for all of us, Anonymous is legion, right? And we can expect them any time to push back on the oligarchy and corruption... because they are legion... right?
Any
time
Now
Would
Be
Great.
Any
time
Now
Would
Be
Great.
December 10, 2025 at 9:02 AM
Luckily for all of us, Anonymous is legion, right? And we can expect them any time to push back on the oligarchy and corruption... because they are legion... right?
Any
time
Now
Would
Be
Great.
Any
time
Now
Would
Be
Great.
I think of every single piece of shit that voted for him.
There needs to be an asshole rapture.
There needs to be an asshole rapture.
December 10, 2025 at 9:00 AM
I think of every single piece of shit that voted for him.
There needs to be an asshole rapture.
There needs to be an asshole rapture.
Oh, so that's how they get the 21 hours per day number... they count time on the shitter tweeting nonsense as 'work.'
December 10, 2025 at 4:37 AM
Oh, so that's how they get the 21 hours per day number... they count time on the shitter tweeting nonsense as 'work.'
But you don't owe the American people your tax returns to make sure you're not...
Oh fuck it.
Oh fuck it.
December 10, 2025 at 3:47 AM
But you don't owe the American people your tax returns to make sure you're not...
Oh fuck it.
Oh fuck it.