Crista Anne
@crista.bsky.social
a neuroqueer sex writer & educator (she/her) who is tired of writing bios and biding my time till I can open my dildo shop. may or may not be notable.
rep: Jessica Friedman @ SLL
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rep: Jessica Friedman @ SLL
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Anyway, this is Clawdis, my shoulder mounted attack kitty
April 10, 2025 at 6:32 PM
Anyway, this is Clawdis, my shoulder mounted attack kitty
Greetings beloved skyline, life was crushing me for a hot minute but like the horrors, I persist.
February 6, 2025 at 10:24 PM
Greetings beloved skyline, life was crushing me for a hot minute but like the horrors, I persist.
Finally not feeling like death
December 3, 2024 at 3:16 AM
Finally not feeling like death
This selfie made the boyfriend call me a “good feral girl” 💦💦
December 1, 2024 at 8:17 PM
This selfie made the boyfriend call me a “good feral girl” 💦💦
I’m never going to get this sex hair untangled
November 21, 2024 at 4:19 PM
I’m never going to get this sex hair untangled
I looked kinda cute yesterday, my hair is getting loooooong
November 20, 2024 at 11:29 PM
I looked kinda cute yesterday, my hair is getting loooooong
Doing last-minute pre-flight running around and making faces at you lovely sky folk 🌈
November 18, 2024 at 3:06 PM
Doing last-minute pre-flight running around and making faces at you lovely sky folk 🌈
Y’all. My beloved ankle biters. My aunt’s dog is visiting for the week and is a sweet fucking menace who is going to drive me to madness. My living room will never be clean again.
November 16, 2024 at 5:25 PM
Y’all. My beloved ankle biters. My aunt’s dog is visiting for the week and is a sweet fucking menace who is going to drive me to madness. My living room will never be clean again.
Look at all these glorious, brilliant folks: go.bsky.app/Dqk93qL
November 15, 2024 at 4:45 PM
Look at all these glorious, brilliant folks: go.bsky.app/Dqk93qL
Feeling ✨seen✨ by my hair dye box
November 14, 2024 at 7:24 PM
Feeling ✨seen✨ by my hair dye box
Not to give the internet free feet, but this is the third time in an hour I’ve stepped on this ball precisely like this, and I’m about to give up and accept the new footwear.
November 14, 2024 at 6:39 PM
Not to give the internet free feet, but this is the third time in an hour I’ve stepped on this ball precisely like this, and I’m about to give up and accept the new footwear.
Hello, my lovely skyline. I’m delighted by all the familiar faces in my follows after dropping my phone off a cliff to survive the last three weeks.
“Whelp, the ✨fresh horrors✨ aren't going to face themselves” is how I get out of bed most days; the horrors persist, as do I.
Also, here’s my face.
“Whelp, the ✨fresh horrors✨ aren't going to face themselves” is how I get out of bed most days; the horrors persist, as do I.
Also, here’s my face.
November 13, 2024 at 7:44 PM
Hello, my lovely skyline. I’m delighted by all the familiar faces in my follows after dropping my phone off a cliff to survive the last three weeks.
“Whelp, the ✨fresh horrors✨ aren't going to face themselves” is how I get out of bed most days; the horrors persist, as do I.
Also, here’s my face.
“Whelp, the ✨fresh horrors✨ aren't going to face themselves” is how I get out of bed most days; the horrors persist, as do I.
Also, here’s my face.
Yesterday pmdd had my brain choosing violence (crushing ideation) so I spent too many hours taking my linen closet from unspeakable horrors to ✨this✨
If it continues today, gonna tackle the horrors of my bedroom closet.
If it continues today, gonna tackle the horrors of my bedroom closet.
October 22, 2024 at 2:30 PM
Yesterday pmdd had my brain choosing violence (crushing ideation) so I spent too many hours taking my linen closet from unspeakable horrors to ✨this✨
If it continues today, gonna tackle the horrors of my bedroom closet.
If it continues today, gonna tackle the horrors of my bedroom closet.
More moments from an absolutely batshit 9 months of my life
October 19, 2024 at 11:20 PM
More moments from an absolutely batshit 9 months of my life
Scrolling through my phone for pics from my ✨grief hiatus✨ to show the skyline, but shockingly I barely took any.
Here’s Katy & I celebrating returning to Texan soil, me about to MC bat’s memorial, my d20 from *redacted* & a pic of baby bat & I from 20 years ago - of course they're grabbing a tit.
Here’s Katy & I celebrating returning to Texan soil, me about to MC bat’s memorial, my d20 from *redacted* & a pic of baby bat & I from 20 years ago - of course they're grabbing a tit.
October 19, 2024 at 11:02 PM
Scrolling through my phone for pics from my ✨grief hiatus✨ to show the skyline, but shockingly I barely took any.
Here’s Katy & I celebrating returning to Texan soil, me about to MC bat’s memorial, my d20 from *redacted* & a pic of baby bat & I from 20 years ago - of course they're grabbing a tit.
Here’s Katy & I celebrating returning to Texan soil, me about to MC bat’s memorial, my d20 from *redacted* & a pic of baby bat & I from 20 years ago - of course they're grabbing a tit.
I feel you, after spending most of this year in Texas I am in so many layers rn
October 19, 2024 at 10:11 PM
I feel you, after spending most of this year in Texas I am in so many layers rn
This is my glowing with happy face - swell in spite of my obnoxious makes me feel gloriously seen 🩷 thank youuu
October 18, 2024 at 8:27 PM
This is my glowing with happy face - swell in spite of my obnoxious makes me feel gloriously seen 🩷 thank youuu
an ani cat honored me with some rare lap time recently!!
October 18, 2024 at 6:37 PM
an ani cat honored me with some rare lap time recently!!
just a girl and her crockpot of beef stew
October 18, 2024 at 5:38 PM
just a girl and her crockpot of beef stew
Luna, as soon I returned with some colby jack. From snoring to this in less than a second, I am envious.
She’s proof to me ignorance is bliss, I’ve yet to meet a dumber, happier creature in existence.
She’s proof to me ignorance is bliss, I’ve yet to meet a dumber, happier creature in existence.
October 17, 2024 at 3:41 AM
Luna, as soon I returned with some colby jack. From snoring to this in less than a second, I am envious.
She’s proof to me ignorance is bliss, I’ve yet to meet a dumber, happier creature in existence.
She’s proof to me ignorance is bliss, I’ve yet to meet a dumber, happier creature in existence.
This is Spooky & her favorite activity is to stare unblinking into my soul when I have my phone in my hand. 🩷
October 17, 2024 at 2:39 AM
This is Spooky & her favorite activity is to stare unblinking into my soul when I have my phone in my hand. 🩷
pleased to inform y’all lovely sky folk that ✨blue velvet mumu✨ weather has finally returned to north carolina.
(behold, my pleased face)
(behold, my pleased face)
October 17, 2024 at 12:41 AM
pleased to inform y’all lovely sky folk that ✨blue velvet mumu✨ weather has finally returned to north carolina.
(behold, my pleased face)
(behold, my pleased face)
I have both my mother's and aunt’s dogs through the weekend - the cats are never going to forgive me for allowing this big dumb terrorist into the house
October 16, 2024 at 10:34 PM
I have both my mother's and aunt’s dogs through the weekend - the cats are never going to forgive me for allowing this big dumb terrorist into the house
Okay, yeah, I think I like what my hair is doing. Or, I like it enough to not want to expend the energy to do anything else to it for a bit. We’ll see how it fades.
October 16, 2024 at 1:43 PM
Okay, yeah, I think I like what my hair is doing. Or, I like it enough to not want to expend the energy to do anything else to it for a bit. We’ll see how it fades.