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I collect cookbooks and that is why my ass is fat
Mac n Cheese
February 2, 2026 at 11:38 PM
White Horse Tavern 1673

Serving dinner for 350 years

Oldest restaurant in the US
February 1, 2026 at 11:40 PM
This is where I’m going when the Civil War 2 breaks out
February 1, 2026 at 11:32 PM
Went to Newport RI and they don’t shovel good there so every time my husband said “watch out” I yelled “FK ICE”
February 1, 2026 at 8:12 PM
I wouldn’t fck with Philly.

They crazy
January 29, 2026 at 10:47 PM
1680 Italian recipes, 911 pages
January 29, 2026 at 10:13 PM
What state of emergency no parking in old town. Everyone was probably at Maddy’s.
January 28, 2026 at 7:47 PM
Idk why y’all surprised Bellichek isn’t getting in the hall of fame. As long as he is with that psychopath he’s dating, his life is in a downward spiral

And Brady left for a reason
January 28, 2026 at 5:48 PM
You don’t have to worry about AI taking over the world. I asked for an appt at Sen Nails in Saugus

It made an appt at Zen Nails in Wilmington
January 28, 2026 at 4:46 PM
ICE in Lynn
January 28, 2026 at 11:54 AM
Pork Ramen w/ Soba Noodles
#noodles #ramen #homecooking #sobanoodles #soup
January 27, 2026 at 11:24 PM
January 27, 2026 at 11:16 PM
Milan Mayor said ICE is not welcome.

Called them a “militia that kills”
January 27, 2026 at 8:53 PM
January 26, 2026 at 5:45 PM
PLS REPOST: Flock/Axon is what ICE uses They partnered with RING

In the ‘communities’ section of the Ring Acct mgmt it lists the agencies that can request data. They are all local, none federal. But ICE can get the data from them They don’t need a warrant but you do need to approve it. I opted out
How to Opt Out of Ring Sharing with Police? | Ring Community
Recently learned that Ring will share with police without warrant. New AI collaboration? How do we opt out?
community-ring.sprinklr.com
January 26, 2026 at 3:58 PM
Currently 7 snow blowers going at it on my street

There are only 3 houses
January 26, 2026 at 3:41 PM
…watch what you say, they'll be calling you a radical A liberal, oh, fanatical, criminal

Oh, won't you sign up your name? We'd like to feel you're acceptable
Respectable, oh, presentable, a vegetable…
January 26, 2026 at 2:53 PM
The window is so strong from the ocean. It blew all the snow off our cars. The driveway is clear in the front walkway is clear.

We didn’t shovel a snow blow because it was too windy
January 26, 2026 at 12:30 AM
I have a shirt in my closet older than Drake Maye
January 26, 2026 at 12:00 AM
I made bagels. I rate them a 5 which is a major improvement over the ones I threw in the trash bin yesterday

I’m going to keep making them until they look like Einstein’s Bagels in Harvard Square 1997
January 25, 2026 at 5:31 PM
Chinase Food & Keno
January 25, 2026 at 5:28 PM
Breakfast Pizza
January 25, 2026 at 2:15 PM
No one wanted this house

Dumbasses
January 25, 2026 at 12:47 PM
Durgin Park Baked Bean Recipe for tomorrow’s crock pot
January 24, 2026 at 6:23 PM
They shot and killed a guy. They pinned him down and shot him 5 times
January 24, 2026 at 6:18 PM