Chris Parlamas
@crispyllamas.bsky.social
31. he/they. 🍳
Currently playing: The Legend of Zelda: Tears of the Kingdom
Singer/Songwriter. Pixel Artist. Paranormal geek. Sometimes voice actor. Aspiring Game Dev. Writer. @crispyllamasmedia.bsky.social
Currently playing: The Legend of Zelda: Tears of the Kingdom
Singer/Songwriter. Pixel Artist. Paranormal geek. Sometimes voice actor. Aspiring Game Dev. Writer. @crispyllamasmedia.bsky.social
There's nothing in this world more exciting than the fact that I can play an amazing and polished sequel to Kirby Air Ride online, anytime. I really urge people to check out Kirby Air Riders. Once it clicks, it is endless fun.
December 10, 2025 at 7:14 AM
There's nothing in this world more exciting than the fact that I can play an amazing and polished sequel to Kirby Air Ride online, anytime. I really urge people to check out Kirby Air Riders. Once it clicks, it is endless fun.
Bouncing between Kirby Air Riders and the 2D Metroid games (Samus Returns currently) having a blast.
December 9, 2025 at 11:37 PM
Bouncing between Kirby Air Riders and the 2D Metroid games (Samus Returns currently) having a blast.
It's so funny how you can catch 4 full odds shinies in one night during standard playthrough, and then I get the shiny charm and start hunting and find zero. 🤣 #pokemonlegendsza
October 27, 2025 at 5:52 AM
It's so funny how you can catch 4 full odds shinies in one night during standard playthrough, and then I get the shiny charm and start hunting and find zero. 🤣 #pokemonlegendsza
Long time no see. The last 7 or so months I've been working on a transformation. LEFT: July 2024 RIGHT: September 2025
I'm down around 100 lbs.
I'm down around 100 lbs.
September 17, 2025 at 9:25 PM
Long time no see. The last 7 or so months I've been working on a transformation. LEFT: July 2024 RIGHT: September 2025
I'm down around 100 lbs.
I'm down around 100 lbs.
Good chance I'm going to have a job after Tuesday. Hoping I can get the Switch 2 after some putting aside. I need it.
June 8, 2025 at 2:10 AM
Good chance I'm going to have a job after Tuesday. Hoping I can get the Switch 2 after some putting aside. I need it.
Chopper looks like Chopper but everyone still mad 🤷♂️
June 1, 2025 at 3:00 AM
Chopper looks like Chopper but everyone still mad 🤷♂️
Okay, yeah, long overdue
... I know... but I'm done with Twitter. I'll try to be here more. Especially if creative endeavors continue. I encourage everyone to stop using that app. It's vile.
... I know... but I'm done with Twitter. I'll try to be here more. Especially if creative endeavors continue. I encourage everyone to stop using that app. It's vile.
May 31, 2025 at 4:52 PM
Okay, yeah, long overdue
... I know... but I'm done with Twitter. I'll try to be here more. Especially if creative endeavors continue. I encourage everyone to stop using that app. It's vile.
... I know... but I'm done with Twitter. I'll try to be here more. Especially if creative endeavors continue. I encourage everyone to stop using that app. It's vile.
Hey Bluesky peeps. I turned 32 today.
I'm returning to the gym tonight.
And I have a job interview Saturday.
Let's go.
I'm returning to the gym tonight.
And I have a job interview Saturday.
Let's go.
February 28, 2025 at 1:48 AM
Hey Bluesky peeps. I turned 32 today.
I'm returning to the gym tonight.
And I have a job interview Saturday.
Let's go.
I'm returning to the gym tonight.
And I have a job interview Saturday.
Let's go.
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Reposted by Chris Parlamas
Had to put down my sweet, old, doggy this past week. RIP Daisy Doodlebug. You will forever be in my heart. 2010-2025.
February 11, 2025 at 3:45 AM
Had to put down my sweet, old, doggy this past week. RIP Daisy Doodlebug. You will forever be in my heart. 2010-2025.
My 7 year old niece drew this and I've never been more proud.
January 30, 2025 at 7:18 PM
My 7 year old niece drew this and I've never been more proud.
I wish I was K.K. Slider. Just a cute, white doggy playing my acoustic guitar on a box outside a train station or in a pigeon's cafe. Alas, I am not.
January 29, 2025 at 6:24 AM
I wish I was K.K. Slider. Just a cute, white doggy playing my acoustic guitar on a box outside a train station or in a pigeon's cafe. Alas, I am not.
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I sure love sneezing my brains into orbit
January 28, 2025 at 7:48 PM
I sure love sneezing my brains into orbit
Today, my worst enemies are sleeves and pant legs. Not a single damn one of them has cooperated.
January 27, 2025 at 9:26 PM
Today, my worst enemies are sleeves and pant legs. Not a single damn one of them has cooperated.
The Katamari games make my heart happy
January 27, 2025 at 6:13 PM
The Katamari games make my heart happy
I genuinely can't decide which is better between Open Your Heart and Live and Learn. I'll never forget jamming to these tracks as a kid while playing the Sonic Adventure games. Crush 40 is awesome. Hell, they even influenced my own songwriting.
January 26, 2025 at 6:45 PM
I genuinely can't decide which is better between Open Your Heart and Live and Learn. I'll never forget jamming to these tracks as a kid while playing the Sonic Adventure games. Crush 40 is awesome. Hell, they even influenced my own songwriting.
My sister and I got Taco Bell and I can tell they had no ingredients left for the night because all the burritos were just cheese gogurts.
January 26, 2025 at 8:36 AM
My sister and I got Taco Bell and I can tell they had no ingredients left for the night because all the burritos were just cheese gogurts.
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Viagra Boys - Man Made of Meat (Official Video)
YouTube video by viagra boys
youtu.be
January 24, 2025 at 3:51 AM