Lizza puzzled by nuzzi's nuzzling of grizzled would be prez.

If moth wing dust doesn't cure cancer why don't moths ever have cancer?

Bringing the kiddies out to look at the tattered butchers aprons like we're normies going to see the Coke Christmas trucks.

I'd sure hate to be the most powerful man on earth right about now!

You are only as big as the last film you stole!

What if I just stole my film wholesale from Hong Kong and it somehow didn't end my career?

I'mma kill myself next Wednesday at noon 🫣🫣🫣

Fucking your way through a selection of media and politics crypt-keepers to be the internet punching bag for a few weeks.

Are the granite counter tops worth it?

Imagining Keith Obermann nodding his head to this with an rictus grin as he drives her to watch despicable me.

Finally, something for us fellas.