Wilson Fisher
@crewmanwilson.bsky.social
King of lizards.
Refined grizzly.
The Volleyball.
Dennis’ neighbor.
Tim Taylor’s neighbor.
He/him.
Refined grizzly.
The Volleyball.
Dennis’ neighbor.
Tim Taylor’s neighbor.
He/him.
Pinned
Wilson Fisher
@crewmanwilson.bsky.social
· Nov 27
Friend: I have a question about Magic the Gathering.
Me:
Me:
Eigth trophy.
Classic UW control. Nothing special. Always a little harder without power. Also, hit mythic :)
Classic UW control. Nothing special. Always a little harder without power. Also, hit mythic :)
January 16, 2026 at 3:27 AM
Eigth trophy.
Classic UW control. Nothing special. Always a little harder without power. Also, hit mythic :)
Classic UW control. Nothing special. Always a little harder without power. Also, hit mythic :)
Seventh trophy.
Another hot one. THIS might be the best deck of the season.
Another hot one. THIS might be the best deck of the season.
January 15, 2026 at 4:25 AM
Seventh trophy.
Another hot one. THIS might be the best deck of the season.
Another hot one. THIS might be the best deck of the season.
umezawa's jitte is a hell of a drug
January 15, 2026 at 1:00 AM
umezawa's jitte is a hell of a drug
Sixth trophy.
This deck was hot. Just straight fire. Might be the best of the season.
This deck was hot. Just straight fire. Might be the best of the season.
January 13, 2026 at 10:54 PM
Sixth trophy.
This deck was hot. Just straight fire. Might be the best of the season.
This deck was hot. Just straight fire. Might be the best of the season.
Fifth trophy.
Just dumb Boros things. Go next.
Just dumb Boros things. Go next.
January 13, 2026 at 5:23 AM
Fifth trophy.
Just dumb Boros things. Go next.
Just dumb Boros things. Go next.
Fourth trophy.
Another nasty one. If it wasn't the brown, it was the Narset and draw sevens.
Another nasty one. If it wasn't the brown, it was the Narset and draw sevens.
January 12, 2026 at 6:54 AM
Fourth trophy.
Another nasty one. If it wasn't the brown, it was the Narset and draw sevens.
Another nasty one. If it wasn't the brown, it was the Narset and draw sevens.
Third trophy in four drafts.
Just dumb Boros things. Go next.
Just dumb Boros things. Go next.
January 10, 2026 at 12:15 AM
Third trophy in four drafts.
Just dumb Boros things. Go next.
Just dumb Boros things. Go next.
Second draft of the cube season was a trophy.
To win my 7th game, I had to construct an absolute masterpiece to find the win. Truly beautiful. I fell to my knees and wept.
To win my 7th game, I had to construct an absolute masterpiece to find the win. Truly beautiful. I fell to my knees and wept.
January 9, 2026 at 3:55 AM
Second draft of the cube season was a trophy.
To win my 7th game, I had to construct an absolute masterpiece to find the win. Truly beautiful. I fell to my knees and wept.
To win my 7th game, I had to construct an absolute masterpiece to find the win. Truly beautiful. I fell to my knees and wept.
First draft of the cube season was a trophy.
I would also like to issue an apology to all my opponents. This was really gross.
I would also like to issue an apology to all my opponents. This was really gross.
January 6, 2026 at 10:27 PM
First draft of the cube season was a trophy.
I would also like to issue an apology to all my opponents. This was really gross.
I would also like to issue an apology to all my opponents. This was really gross.
It's cringe watching new playing misuse Jitte.
Anyways, off to my 3:00pm dinner.
Anyways, off to my 3:00pm dinner.
January 6, 2026 at 10:04 PM
It's cringe watching new playing misuse Jitte.
Anyways, off to my 3:00pm dinner.
Anyways, off to my 3:00pm dinner.
Crazy how no one mentions that the Ty in Ty Cobb is short for Tyrannosaurus.
December 19, 2025 at 8:06 PM
Crazy how no one mentions that the Ty in Ty Cobb is short for Tyrannosaurus.
Reposted by Wilson Fisher
Friend: I have a question about Magic the Gathering.
Me:
Me:
November 27, 2024 at 12:45 AM
Friend: I have a question about Magic the Gathering.
Me:
Me:
"I like the little guy on your hat"
"Oh thanks. It's an Aquabat."
" .... "
"It's a super hero ska band from the 90s"
" .... "
"I'm not the crazy one here"
"Oh thanks. It's an Aquabat."
" .... "
"It's a super hero ska band from the 90s"
" .... "
"I'm not the crazy one here"
December 9, 2025 at 10:50 PM
"I like the little guy on your hat"
"Oh thanks. It's an Aquabat."
" .... "
"It's a super hero ska band from the 90s"
" .... "
"I'm not the crazy one here"
"Oh thanks. It's an Aquabat."
" .... "
"It's a super hero ska band from the 90s"
" .... "
"I'm not the crazy one here"
Well don't I have egg on MY face
November 21, 2025 at 2:05 AM
Well don't I have egg on MY face
Reposted by Wilson Fisher
August 18, 2025 at 4:56 PM
Opponent: Thoughtsieze
Me, showing hand of six lands and no spells, stifling tears: Well, don't you look foolish
Me, showing hand of six lands and no spells, stifling tears: Well, don't you look foolish
November 20, 2025 at 9:14 PM
Opponent: Thoughtsieze
Me, showing hand of six lands and no spells, stifling tears: Well, don't you look foolish
Me, showing hand of six lands and no spells, stifling tears: Well, don't you look foolish
Modern magic players like to complain about a lot of things.
I had to remember Masticore triggers when I was 13. THIRTEEN. I couldn’t cast anything because of Rishidan Port. Opponents would say things like “Damage on the stack” and I had to know what that meant.
I had to remember Masticore triggers when I was 13. THIRTEEN. I couldn’t cast anything because of Rishidan Port. Opponents would say things like “Damage on the stack” and I had to know what that meant.
November 20, 2025 at 5:23 PM
Modern magic players like to complain about a lot of things.
I had to remember Masticore triggers when I was 13. THIRTEEN. I couldn’t cast anything because of Rishidan Port. Opponents would say things like “Damage on the stack” and I had to know what that meant.
I had to remember Masticore triggers when I was 13. THIRTEEN. I couldn’t cast anything because of Rishidan Port. Opponents would say things like “Damage on the stack” and I had to know what that meant.
*mumbles*
Excuse me? What was that?
"I SAID THE AVATAR SET IS A GREAT LIMITED SET. There? Are you happy?"
Excuse me? What was that?
"I SAID THE AVATAR SET IS A GREAT LIMITED SET. There? Are you happy?"
November 19, 2025 at 4:56 PM
*mumbles*
Excuse me? What was that?
"I SAID THE AVATAR SET IS A GREAT LIMITED SET. There? Are you happy?"
Excuse me? What was that?
"I SAID THE AVATAR SET IS A GREAT LIMITED SET. There? Are you happy?"
This deck will probably be my last of the powered cube and it was fuuuuucked up. Easiest trophy of the season.
November 18, 2025 at 6:27 AM
This deck will probably be my last of the powered cube and it was fuuuuucked up. Easiest trophy of the season.
Can't the ref do something about this?
November 15, 2025 at 12:53 AM
Can't the ref do something about this?
NSFW
Ladies and gentlemen ... the worst P1P1. What's your grab out of this?
Ladies and gentlemen ... the worst P1P1. What's your grab out of this?
November 13, 2025 at 12:05 AM
NSFW
Ladies and gentlemen ... the worst P1P1. What's your grab out of this?
Ladies and gentlemen ... the worst P1P1. What's your grab out of this?
Giving my opponent a treasure to steal it with Dack it PRETTY cute.
October 30, 2025 at 8:44 PM
Giving my opponent a treasure to steal it with Dack it PRETTY cute.
Drafting Bonecrusher Giant in cube for the sole reason to play it against The One Ring
October 29, 2025 at 6:02 PM
Drafting Bonecrusher Giant in cube for the sole reason to play it against The One Ring