THANK YOU, NEW JERSEY!

I’m thrilled to officially be your Democratic nominee for governor and I am ready for the challenge. Let’s do this.

can we put theatre kids in charge of all award shows. Beautifully balancing performances and ACTUALLY giving out awards. The Tonys feel like theyre eating all the award shows up already

Happy Pride Month, from the Tonys, always doing it for the gaze!

At 3pm tomorrow, Thursday, 2/13/25, I’ll interview Ricki Lake on Substack Live! We’ll use The Oldster Magazine Questionnaire as a springboard. Subscribers will receive an email when it starts. Otherwise, stop by my Substack profile at 3pm: substack.com/@saribotton This is going to be fun!

Some of my friends think it's crummy that Mrs. Claus never has a story other than being Santa's wife, so they've taught their kid that it's Santa Claus and Dr. Claus—she's a professor of arctic studies with a lab at the North Pole, which is how she and Santa met.

I made a starter pack.

You’re welcome. You looked like you needed a win.

Hey, good morning lovely ones. Trying to seize the day or something.

hey, happy to be here after all of this *waves hands forlornly*