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Bram Stoker's Baculum
@creosoteyote.bsky.social
30s | they/them | lover of bugs | art boi | ΘΔ | acab/blm/🇵🇸 | #ActuallyAutistic | szab | <3 @fuckminster.bsky.social
November 27, 2025 at 9:13 PM
What is a car but a little guy that goes around. Creatures is the same
November 22, 2025 at 9:40 AM
Or as my dearest buddy @fuckminster.bsky.social just said:

"Coffee before weed, I fear I have peed

Weed before coffee, never stoppy"
November 18, 2025 at 3:48 AM
(my dumb ass almost made it "weed before beer, get outta here

Beer before wine, feeling fine" before I realized I was a lil confused)
November 14, 2025 at 5:09 AM
Weed before beer, get outta here

Beer before weed, yes indeed
November 14, 2025 at 5:07 AM
Yeah you could do that but also whatcha gotta do is pick up an Elderly Activity™ like whittling or fibre craft or w/e. Bonus points if your new hobby gives you carpal tunnel<3
November 11, 2025 at 12:49 AM
Real answer is 33
November 8, 2025 at 4:23 AM
TWENTY
November 8, 2025 at 4:23 AM