Bern
@creaturofdrknss.bsky.social
I never know what to put in these things.
PA resident
Seems my friends are imaginary or behind a screen.
PA resident
Seems my friends are imaginary or behind a screen.
I think I've been good enough this year to get a present. 😀
a minion from the movie despicable me is standing on a snowy surface .
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December 9, 2025 at 10:27 PM
I think I've been good enough this year to get a present. 😀
You are plenty reason for someone to join you in not getting out of bed. Holy moly..
December 5, 2025 at 5:17 PM
You are plenty reason for someone to join you in not getting out of bed. Holy moly..
You absolutely deserve to have some assistance getting them off of you and to give full attention starting with cupping those cheeks... 🫠
December 5, 2025 at 5:15 PM
You absolutely deserve to have some assistance getting them off of you and to give full attention starting with cupping those cheeks... 🫠
Goodness gracious, I'm suddenly feeling very bite-y.
a woman in a red shirt is smiling and waving at someone .
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December 5, 2025 at 5:12 PM
Goodness gracious, I'm suddenly feeling very bite-y.
Thank you for sharing!
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December 5, 2025 at 5:10 PM
Thank you for sharing!
Wowsers. I swear I'm not unconsciously licking my lips... 😮💨
two men are doing push ups with the words " we 're not worthy " behind them
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December 4, 2025 at 3:02 PM
Wowsers. I swear I'm not unconsciously licking my lips... 😮💨
Rub a dub dub, that 🍑 I lub (luv). 😉
December 3, 2025 at 5:51 PM
Rub a dub dub, that 🍑 I lub (luv). 😉
Goodness gracious, you managed to capture an image that is artful to the point it should be framed and hung! 😮💨
December 3, 2025 at 5:46 PM
Goodness gracious, you managed to capture an image that is artful to the point it should be framed and hung! 😮💨
That certainly looks like it was a fantastic time. 😎
December 3, 2025 at 5:45 PM
That certainly looks like it was a fantastic time. 😎
Thank you for posting these, and thank you to whoever encouraged you to post them.
a man in a blue shirt is standing in front of a red door with the words have mercy above him
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December 2, 2025 at 3:17 AM
Thank you for posting these, and thank you to whoever encouraged you to post them.
Happy Thanksgiving, and it would be absolutely absurd to not say BOTH!
November 27, 2025 at 10:17 PM
Happy Thanksgiving, and it would be absolutely absurd to not say BOTH!
There's always room for dessert! 😊
November 27, 2025 at 10:14 PM
There's always room for dessert! 😊
Oh yes, I love when you remember boob tax. 😍
November 20, 2025 at 2:18 PM
Oh yes, I love when you remember boob tax. 😍
She looks like she is going to be the absolute bestest girl!
November 19, 2025 at 9:53 PM
She looks like she is going to be the absolute bestest girl!
It'd be a pleasure to help pull that wagon!
November 19, 2025 at 9:52 PM
It'd be a pleasure to help pull that wagon!
They look so very pretty!
November 16, 2025 at 2:27 AM
They look so very pretty!
That is indeed a shame as I think you'd look great bent over and pounded, and it would certainly be more enjoyable than doing adult shit (which I'm stuck doing as well).
November 14, 2025 at 7:18 PM
That is indeed a shame as I think you'd look great bent over and pounded, and it would certainly be more enjoyable than doing adult shit (which I'm stuck doing as well).
You may feel needs improvement, but I must say as of right now looking pretty good to me.
November 14, 2025 at 7:14 PM
You may feel needs improvement, but I must say as of right now looking pretty good to me.
I'm reminded of the expression, "a handful is enough; anything more and you risk a sprained tongue." Well I can confidently say a sprained tongue would be absolutely worth it to lavish attention on those glorious boobs you "pay taxes on." 😏
November 14, 2025 at 2:54 PM
I'm reminded of the expression, "a handful is enough; anything more and you risk a sprained tongue." Well I can confidently say a sprained tongue would be absolutely worth it to lavish attention on those glorious boobs you "pay taxes on." 😏
Absolutely stunning!
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November 13, 2025 at 7:23 PM
Absolutely stunning!
Hi there! I think everyone missed you! Looking delectable as always. 🫠 Thank you for popping up. 😊 Hope you've been feeling better these days!
November 12, 2025 at 9:40 PM
Hi there! I think everyone missed you! Looking delectable as always. 🫠 Thank you for popping up. 😊 Hope you've been feeling better these days!
Spectacular, I could watch you do that all day. 😊
November 12, 2025 at 5:07 PM
Spectacular, I could watch you do that all day. 😊