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Parent, spouse, 40s, they/them, some sort of goober
(Also, yes, that is actually my eye)
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Geez, just stuff them full of crack while you're at it
A vending machine offering TCG booster packs for Magic:The Gathering, Pokémon, Yu-Gi-Oh and One Piece
November 20, 2025 at 12:10 AM
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a picture of a skeptical-looking illustration of a horse caption with the word "doubt" in capital letters.
November 18, 2025 at 7:07 PM
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A screenshot from my timeline. A post by lilith kills u (@deathcarpets.sisc.one) reading: "we built a society structured around wealth hoarding and the abuse of women and children and if there is any hope for the future we will have to remake society around the pillars that these things are fundamentally immoral" Immediately underneath by pure chance, there is a post by Comics Outta Context that displays Reed Richards and Johnny Storm making very yikesy faces. Reed exclaims "Extremely. Johnny, summon the others".
November 18, 2025 at 4:14 PM
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*sigh*
Sheldon, a character from U.S. Acres. He is an egg with two chick legs sticking out, never to fully hatch.
November 10, 2025 at 11:56 PM
creaturesh.bsky.social
Really? Really. Really?! Really.
A real genuine actual box of Garfield-branded Cat Litter. It's literally called "GARFIELD Cat Litter" and has a picture of a happy Garfield pointing at a blurb that says "FOR COOL CATS".
November 2, 2025 at 8:39 PM
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Unfortunately, I can.
The Undertaker and Paul Bearer in 1994. The Undertaker is kneeling in a literal sense. Mark "The Undertaker" Callaway with Donald Trump in 2025. Callaway is kneeling in the fascist bootlicker sense.
October 29, 2025 at 3:55 PM
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Hell, I barely know'em.
A (grocery) store front which reads "Sinem". Guessing it's a turkish-owned chain.
August 30, 2025 at 7:19 PM
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The logo for the podcast Bigfeets
August 19, 2025 at 9:10 PM
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Maggi Brand Mayonaise.
August 12, 2025 at 5:31 PM
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Goldbug, the generation 1 Throttlebot and reborn Bumblebee.
July 22, 2025 at 7:45 PM
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THOU art the man, says I think god probably
July 5, 2025 at 4:54 PM
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One for the Germans.
Left picture: German classifieds page with an ad saying "Erde zu Verschenken" ("Earth free to a good home") Right picture: Galactus smiles Linkes Bild: Kleinanzeige mit dem Titel "Erde zu Verschenken". Rechtes Bild: Galactus lächelt.
June 22, 2025 at 2:24 PM
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Beware roaming Phoebe Kateses!
June 2, 2025 at 1:13 PM
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...41?
Screenshot of a Cagesideseats.com headline which reads "Roman Reigns turns 40: What’s next for WWE’s Tribal Chief?"
May 24, 2025 at 4:45 PM
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May 18, 2025 at 6:26 PM
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Are you serious with this, Aldi?!
A box on a store shelf filled with Aldi store brand Oreos. They are called "COOKEO".
April 27, 2025 at 9:37 PM
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Geezers, how badly did that monkey movie do?!
Screenshot of an E!News Skeet (cause why would I give them traffic?) entitled "Singer Robbie Williams Shares Scurvy Diagnosis"
April 9, 2025 at 6:13 PM
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Germans attempting diversity .jpg
An ghastly screenshot of German Youtuber Frau Collet pointing at a clipart monkey while holding a horrifying racist caricature of a black girl in low-quality hand puppet form.
March 28, 2025 at 3:58 PM
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It honestly makes more sense this way.
Elon Musk's transphobic tweet about how his "son (deadname) was killed by the woke mind virus", only now it says "cybertruck" instead of that name.
March 23, 2025 at 5:52 PM
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O rly, meme of the ancients
February 28, 2025 at 7:27 AM
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Defining feature of trans women: hating italians.
Cover image of "Things I learned from Mario's Butt" by Laura Kate Dale, whomst is trans
February 25, 2025 at 8:06 PM
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Transformers collection pro tip: For a more authentic presentation of your Fossilizers, have them fall behind a tall shelf for a sec.
Paleotrex (a T. Rex skeleton, more or less) covered in dusty cobwebs and assorted detritus)
February 23, 2025 at 2:14 PM
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Correct.
Egon Spengler as depicted in "The Real Ghostbusters": a broad-shouldered man with a narrow face, a large chin, full lips, red-rimmed glasses, well-defined blond eyebrows and, above all, a giant blond mono-curled pompadour.
February 22, 2025 at 11:54 PM
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Me too, buddy. Me too.
A mostly melted and misshapen snowman on a green lawn. It is propped up by a tree branch to keep from toppling over.
January 22, 2025 at 9:52 AM
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How on the nose is too on the nose?
Bluesky trends featuring "Bezos" "Nigel Farage" and "The Traitors" all in a row.
January 5, 2025 at 8:17 PM