she brought me so much joy in the short time i saw her. and to this day one of my favorite jokes i've made here has been "da mets baby"

i loved seeing her when she came to visit. i think fondly of her gently pawing at me while i was horking down a chopped cheese. how she put her paw on my hand to stop me petting her after a while so she could lick my hand before resuming. seeing her walk through the kitchen and going "it's baby!"

8 gauge needles are LARGE

no you cannot play an instrument, be a goth, a punk, a skater, a leatherdyke, an mtg nerd with a regular pod, a TTRPG player, a gamer, a cosplayer, play warhammer, do martial arts, protest, work full time, study, keep on top of chores, go to the gym, learn woodworking, eat properly & sleep enough

you only have so much time and you can't do everything

this woman really does just bring out the fucking freak sadist in me god damn

they're saying she's one of the meanest to ever do it

WHAT THE FUCK I DIDNT SLEEP LAST NIGHT AT ALL AND THEN DID A BUNCH MORE SHIT HOW AM I STILL AWAKE

this is how i ended up dancing to eight hours of sick techno last night

this is a mostly "would be neat to have a familiar face" ask tbh

you wanna come?

fucking empty but honestly that's kinda adding to the vibe

this activated me like a sleeper agent let's fucking go

i should eat something more substantial than a meal deal but even without the amphetamine in my system i have no appetite, so what's the harm really?

can i employ your services my room is a mess

just take some amphetamine bro

oh dear