Stop threatening us with a good time

We have a very similar set from my wife's gran, but they're all green

Pincers are better for getting out nails

On reflection, the salmon-scented shampoo may have been a mistake

Love a brown paper wrap, looks great with string or ribbon. I've done newspaper and shiny gold ribbon before as well

My (the only person at the table with any french at all) favourite was ordering lunch for 12 of us with a stone-faced waitress who made me repeat things several times. Then when she brings the drinks says "here you go, enjoy" with a perfect English accent. Turns out she goes to uni in Southampton.

I've just read a thread of women replying saying yeah, he was 11, he was 13, he was 12, he was 14, the *first* time they got sexually assaulted at school. There are /so/ many things wrong with what she said.

Is that Victoria Wood

I would pay to be trapped in a broken lift with Johnson. He might not enjoy the experience tho