Oh fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

Having a smoking section in buildings was about as effective as having a peeing section in pools.

I played Titanfall briefly, but yeah, just Destiny. So much more of 1 than I ever did of 2.

Obama Bin Laden is a hell of a typo/autocorrect 😂

Definitely the types who would be most comfortable on the star ship in Wall-E and utterly terrified of anything else.

So that 1776-2026 is like the birth and death dates for the country?

Need an IRL xp/leveling system with quantifiable and observable progression mechanics.

This is so unbelievably fucked.

So many people gonna get audited because their taxes are FUBAR thanks to the advice of a chatbot on acid.

Plus the fact that using all that equipment puts off insane amounts of heat (general issue) which then causes equipment to fail faster (including other equipment nearby!), resulting in more being needed and a lot of waste being generated that probably isn't getting recycled or disposed of properly.

The only way he has "run the country" is straight into the fucking ground.

"Have it back by Tuesday"
Guess that means you're fine enough for both of us 😏

"Raise your hand if you're not here" energy.

I re-watched Chuck a couple years ago and holy shit it did NOT hold up. The majority of the show is super cringey and just felt bad. I enjoyed it as it came out, but I'm glad I could update my view. Sucks that he's such a problem, I did actually like the Shazaam movies.

I'm more disappointed he woke up.

Bathroom AKA document archive