Adrienne Airhart
@craydrienne.bsky.social
I get divorced a lot. I do comedy? I am comedy?
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1,500 measels cases in 42 states. Worst outbreak since 1992. Thank you Donald Trump.
October 14, 2025 at 9:58 PM
1,500 measels cases in 42 states. Worst outbreak since 1992. Thank you Donald Trump.
Dumpy: revoke security for Hillary and Kamala
Hegseth: ok bet, we gotta keep it tight
Hegseth: *sips whiskey* *opens Signal* hehehe
Hegseth: ok bet, we gotta keep it tight
Hegseth: *sips whiskey* *opens Signal* hehehe
March 25, 2025 at 3:36 PM
Dumpy: revoke security for Hillary and Kamala
Hegseth: ok bet, we gotta keep it tight
Hegseth: *sips whiskey* *opens Signal* hehehe
Hegseth: ok bet, we gotta keep it tight
Hegseth: *sips whiskey* *opens Signal* hehehe
Deport me! lol please
March 18, 2025 at 8:13 PM
Deport me! lol please
I felt my liver hurting today and my first thought was, “Finally!”
March 18, 2025 at 5:43 AM
I felt my liver hurting today and my first thought was, “Finally!”
I need one million dollars for this month’s bills
March 18, 2025 at 5:41 AM
I need one million dollars for this month’s bills
Why would I care what kind of music you like if your scream frequency matches mine then we’re a good fit that’s all that matters
March 18, 2025 at 5:41 AM
Why would I care what kind of music you like if your scream frequency matches mine then we’re a good fit that’s all that matters
I’m bringing Grave Digger Chic into 2025.
I can’t afford to get my nails done so they look like I’ve been digging in soil under the light of the moon.
Imagine those hands wrapped around your —
I can’t afford to get my nails done so they look like I’ve been digging in soil under the light of the moon.
Imagine those hands wrapped around your —
March 16, 2025 at 5:01 PM
I’m bringing Grave Digger Chic into 2025.
I can’t afford to get my nails done so they look like I’ve been digging in soil under the light of the moon.
Imagine those hands wrapped around your —
I can’t afford to get my nails done so they look like I’ve been digging in soil under the light of the moon.
Imagine those hands wrapped around your —
I don’t want to Girl Boss anymore!
I want to Child Nap on a foldable gym mat with a graham cracker and a glass of pineapple juice.
I want to Child Nap on a foldable gym mat with a graham cracker and a glass of pineapple juice.
March 16, 2025 at 4:58 PM
I don’t want to Girl Boss anymore!
I want to Child Nap on a foldable gym mat with a graham cracker and a glass of pineapple juice.
I want to Child Nap on a foldable gym mat with a graham cracker and a glass of pineapple juice.
This Snow White remake better include some herbal remedies for the dwarves or I’m not watching.
They live in a forest full of herbs and that poor guy still sneezes all the time? That’s just rude.
They live in a forest full of herbs and that poor guy still sneezes all the time? That’s just rude.
March 16, 2025 at 4:57 PM
This Snow White remake better include some herbal remedies for the dwarves or I’m not watching.
They live in a forest full of herbs and that poor guy still sneezes all the time? That’s just rude.
They live in a forest full of herbs and that poor guy still sneezes all the time? That’s just rude.
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Los Angeles, you can download an app called Watch Duty to keep abreast of the fire situation. It'll keep you updated and send you alerts. Stay safe out there. It's apocalyptic.
January 8, 2025 at 4:24 PM
Los Angeles, you can download an app called Watch Duty to keep abreast of the fire situation. It'll keep you updated and send you alerts. Stay safe out there. It's apocalyptic.
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where does the new york times even find these people
January 7, 2025 at 4:50 PM
where does the new york times even find these people
The cars on either side of my apartment complex parking spot disappeared a month ago and my first thought was that it was because of me. Something I did to make them move spots.
Turns out they both moved out.
Is anyone else like this
Turns out they both moved out.
Is anyone else like this
December 15, 2024 at 1:01 AM
The cars on either side of my apartment complex parking spot disappeared a month ago and my first thought was that it was because of me. Something I did to make them move spots.
Turns out they both moved out.
Is anyone else like this
Turns out they both moved out.
Is anyone else like this
C-E-No, thank you for this position I want to live
December 8, 2024 at 12:49 AM
C-E-No, thank you for this position I want to live
People who used to steal lighters are now the people who steal phone chargers.
December 8, 2024 at 12:48 AM
People who used to steal lighters are now the people who steal phone chargers.
What if the underwater aliens were really our dads the whole time?
They didn’t go out for cigarettes they went to the underworld to escape paying child support.
They didn’t go out for cigarettes they went to the underworld to escape paying child support.
December 6, 2024 at 6:09 AM
What if the underwater aliens were really our dads the whole time?
They didn’t go out for cigarettes they went to the underworld to escape paying child support.
They didn’t go out for cigarettes they went to the underworld to escape paying child support.
This is my baby Tutu letting our dog walker know she hates her. She is 100% my daughter.
December 4, 2024 at 5:12 AM
This is my baby Tutu letting our dog walker know she hates her. She is 100% my daughter.
I’m at a psychedelic conference and the way different people pronounce “psilocybe cubensis” is undoing years of healing inside me done by those beautiful fungi 🍄🍄🟫
December 3, 2024 at 6:24 PM
I’m at a psychedelic conference and the way different people pronounce “psilocybe cubensis” is undoing years of healing inside me done by those beautiful fungi 🍄🍄🟫
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We don't need more remakes of old movies. We need more MUPPETS remakes of old movies.
December 2, 2024 at 2:08 AM
We don't need more remakes of old movies. We need more MUPPETS remakes of old movies.
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You know who else pardoned his son all of his sins?
December 2, 2024 at 3:11 AM
You know who else pardoned his son all of his sins?
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I’m ok with this
December 2, 2024 at 2:02 AM
I’m ok with this
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No mother “accidentally” tells her son he’s a piece of shit when it comes to women.
December 1, 2024 at 5:16 PM
No mother “accidentally” tells her son he’s a piece of shit when it comes to women.
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Give a man a fish, he'll eat for a day.
Teach a man to fish, he'll contribute to the global overdepletion of the ocean.
So give him a salad, maybe.
Teach a man to fish, he'll contribute to the global overdepletion of the ocean.
So give him a salad, maybe.
December 1, 2024 at 11:56 PM
Give a man a fish, he'll eat for a day.
Teach a man to fish, he'll contribute to the global overdepletion of the ocean.
So give him a salad, maybe.
Teach a man to fish, he'll contribute to the global overdepletion of the ocean.
So give him a salad, maybe.
They need to criminalize abortion because they’re losing specimens from which they can steal fresh organs.
How tf you think trump isn’t footless from diabetes???
How tf you think trump isn’t footless from diabetes???
December 2, 2024 at 3:36 AM
They need to criminalize abortion because they’re losing specimens from which they can steal fresh organs.
How tf you think trump isn’t footless from diabetes???
How tf you think trump isn’t footless from diabetes???
I'm a "closet freak" in the sense that all of my hangers are the same color, facing the same way, swaying in unison under the weight of the bodies.
December 2, 2024 at 3:05 AM
I'm a "closet freak" in the sense that all of my hangers are the same color, facing the same way, swaying in unison under the weight of the bodies.