Ryan
@crash006.bsky.social
Student in MLT to work in hospital labs. I paint Warhammer minis, all my jokes are references to movies or The Simpsons, and generally talk out of my ass.
For me (in the US), usually before Thanksgiving (4th Thursday in Nov) is too early. But, as everything is pretty fucked everywhere, do what you got to do for your own mental health.
November 17, 2025 at 9:39 AM
For me (in the US), usually before Thanksgiving (4th Thursday in Nov) is too early. But, as everything is pretty fucked everywhere, do what you got to do for your own mental health.
How else are they supposed to have more money than god?
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November 16, 2025 at 10:55 AM
How else are they supposed to have more money than god?
Not super overweight myself. But seeing myself on the Nova Open Capital Pallete award ceremony, made me realize I need to get my fat ass in better shape.
November 14, 2025 at 8:34 PM
Not super overweight myself. But seeing myself on the Nova Open Capital Pallete award ceremony, made me realize I need to get my fat ass in better shape.
Minimum 3 fingers and a leg are lost.
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November 14, 2025 at 8:25 PM
Minimum 3 fingers and a leg are lost.
We go live to the FBI bringing JP Morgan in for questioning.
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November 14, 2025 at 7:07 PM
We go live to the FBI bringing JP Morgan in for questioning.
The inability to use a tool as simple as a hammer aside. What is he even trying to nail to the gate? Those posts would seem to serve no purpose as far as I can tell.
November 14, 2025 at 6:51 PM
The inability to use a tool as simple as a hammer aside. What is he even trying to nail to the gate? Those posts would seem to serve no purpose as far as I can tell.
Bobby G with a flaming sword, cause fire swords are cool.
November 14, 2025 at 6:48 PM
Bobby G with a flaming sword, cause fire swords are cool.
They let these people drive and vote.
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November 12, 2025 at 2:15 PM
They let these people drive and vote.
Nailed it.
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November 12, 2025 at 7:02 AM
Nailed it.
M: 007!? Didn't you get blown up?
Bond: it got better.
Bond: it got better.
November 12, 2025 at 7:00 AM
M: 007!? Didn't you get blown up?
Bond: it got better.
Bond: it got better.
I must be nice to fail upwards.
November 11, 2025 at 5:30 PM
I must be nice to fail upwards.
No draw, you cat bed now.
November 11, 2025 at 5:28 PM
No draw, you cat bed now.
What about all rhe people who won't be able to afford Healthcare, when the GOP tells you to fuck off about negotiations when they already got what they wanted?
November 10, 2025 at 10:49 PM
What about all rhe people who won't be able to afford Healthcare, when the GOP tells you to fuck off about negotiations when they already got what they wanted?
Just cause you have a kink for piss covered hands, doesn't mean you have to pull others in non-consentually.
November 10, 2025 at 4:09 PM
Just cause you have a kink for piss covered hands, doesn't mean you have to pull others in non-consentually.
I'm registered as unaffiliated in PA. When the primaries come around for Fetterman I'm changing to Dem to vote for a candidate who actually gives a shit about us.
November 10, 2025 at 2:28 AM
I'm registered as unaffiliated in PA. When the primaries come around for Fetterman I'm changing to Dem to vote for a candidate who actually gives a shit about us.
You know normallyi'd say it's too early, but the world's fucked, do what you gotta for one's own mental health.
November 9, 2025 at 11:29 PM
You know normallyi'd say it's too early, but the world's fucked, do what you gotta for one's own mental health.
Probably won't get a battleforce, but partial to the Tau box, cause I like the tau mechs.
November 9, 2025 at 9:39 PM
Probably won't get a battleforce, but partial to the Tau box, cause I like the tau mechs.