Dewey Podmonster
@crap.town
The original podcast about consumption that parties for your right to fight. Proud members of the You Run Podcast Network. Hot Dog enthusiasts.
This week Sean finds humor in burgling orphans. Our Santa with Muscles episode is available now on YouTube and podcast platforms everywhere! crap.town
December 11, 2025 at 5:06 PM
This week Sean finds humor in burgling orphans. Our Santa with Muscles episode is available now on YouTube and podcast platforms everywhere! crap.town
Did you know a T-Square is the most destructive and efficient edged weapon in the entire existence of the world? If you listened to our Santa with Muscles episode you would, it’s available now on YouTube and podcast platforms everywhere!
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December 10, 2025 at 5:34 PM
Did you know a T-Square is the most destructive and efficient edged weapon in the entire existence of the world? If you listened to our Santa with Muscles episode you would, it’s available now on YouTube and podcast platforms everywhere!
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KnowhutImean, Vern? 🎄 This week on the podcast we’re talkin’ Ernest Saves Christmas! So grab your eggnog, fire up that sleigh, and tune in to hear how ol’ Ernest helps Santa save the whole dang holiday. Don’t miss it, Vern, Christmas depends on it! 🎅📻✨
December 8, 2025 at 2:17 PM
KnowhutImean, Vern? 🎄 This week on the podcast we’re talkin’ Ernest Saves Christmas! So grab your eggnog, fire up that sleigh, and tune in to hear how ol’ Ernest helps Santa save the whole dang holiday. Don’t miss it, Vern, Christmas depends on it! 🎅📻✨
Hey Vern! You know what time it is? That’s right, Christmas is comin’ and so is this week’s podcast! We’re talkin’ Ernest Saves Christmas, the greatest holiday adventure since eggnog met a blender. So quit lollygaggin’ and give it a listen, knowwhutImean?
December 6, 2025 at 1:37 PM
Hey Vern! You know what time it is? That’s right, Christmas is comin’ and so is this week’s podcast! We’re talkin’ Ernest Saves Christmas, the greatest holiday adventure since eggnog met a blender. So quit lollygaggin’ and give it a listen, knowwhutImean?
I heard movies were an hour and 30 minutes long
December 5, 2025 at 4:35 PM
I heard movies were an hour and 30 minutes long
Our lord and savior the Gingerdead man will have none of this Michael Myers bullshit
December 5, 2025 at 2:28 PM
Our lord and savior the Gingerdead man will have none of this Michael Myers bullshit
This Christmas, whatever you do, please leave Santa’s swollen red sack in the recording.
December 4, 2025 at 4:56 PM
This Christmas, whatever you do, please leave Santa’s swollen red sack in the recording.
Sean ( @internalbleeding.crap.town ) LOVES Jim Varney
December 3, 2025 at 7:09 PM
Sean ( @internalbleeding.crap.town ) LOVES Jim Varney
Ho Ho Ho Vern! Our Ernest Saves Christmas episode is available now on YouTube and all podcast platforms, know what I mean?
December 2, 2025 at 12:00 PM
Ho Ho Ho Vern! Our Ernest Saves Christmas episode is available now on YouTube and all podcast platforms, know what I mean?
I almost put this on today but went for a different, equally ridiculous poster
November 30, 2025 at 2:26 PM
I almost put this on today but went for a different, equally ridiculous poster
Cooking, cleaning, or hiding from relatives? Dewey PodMonster has you covered - our Machete Kills episode is live!
November 27, 2025 at 1:32 PM
Cooking, cleaning, or hiding from relatives? Dewey PodMonster has you covered - our Machete Kills episode is live!
It’s not Thanksgiving until Ted Raimi sells me condoms in the bathroom
November 27, 2025 at 12:31 AM
It’s not Thanksgiving until Ted Raimi sells me condoms in the bathroom
Machete Kills might be the closest we’ll get to covering Star Wars. Full episode is available now on YouTube and podcast platforms everywhere!
November 26, 2025 at 4:46 PM
Machete Kills might be the closest we’ll get to covering Star Wars. Full episode is available now on YouTube and podcast platforms everywhere!
Machete appreciates the share!
November 25, 2025 at 10:13 PM
Machete appreciates the share!
Machete Kills is the best movie we will talk about until we get “Machete Kills Again in Space”. Available now on YouTube and podcast platforms everywhere!
November 25, 2025 at 12:05 PM
Machete Kills is the best movie we will talk about until we get “Machete Kills Again in Space”. Available now on YouTube and podcast platforms everywhere!
Question of the week!
Aside from your government, who or what would you like Ernest to save you from this Christmas?
We record at 10pm EST so get those answers in to be included on the show!
Aside from your government, who or what would you like Ernest to save you from this Christmas?
We record at 10pm EST so get those answers in to be included on the show!
November 24, 2025 at 3:30 PM
Question of the week!
Aside from your government, who or what would you like Ernest to save you from this Christmas?
We record at 10pm EST so get those answers in to be included on the show!
Aside from your government, who or what would you like Ernest to save you from this Christmas?
We record at 10pm EST so get those answers in to be included on the show!
What!?! We never besmirch Salma Hayek horny vampire queen on this podcast!!
November 21, 2025 at 1:48 PM
What!?! We never besmirch Salma Hayek horny vampire queen on this podcast!!