Cranky Old Man 🏴 🇪🇦
@crankyoldman.bsky.social
I can write cursive, tell the time on a clock with hands, and balance a checkbook! I rode a bike with no helmet, played outside all day, and ran around barefoot. I received all of my childhood vaccines, too! Yet, here I am. No DMs, please!
Disappeared or got disappeared?
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December 3, 2025 at 5:30 AM
Disappeared or got disappeared?
Pic a picture for the eulogy!
December 3, 2025 at 5:29 AM
Pic a picture for the eulogy!
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Tic Tac Twit
December 3, 2025 at 5:28 AM
Tic Tac Twit
History repeats itself!
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December 3, 2025 at 5:26 AM
History repeats itself!
We are all in that celebration with you!
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December 3, 2025 at 5:25 AM
We are all in that celebration with you!
Oh my goodness, what a surprise!
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December 3, 2025 at 5:24 AM
Oh my goodness, what a surprise!
They stuck a scope up his butt and told him it was an MRI.
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December 2, 2025 at 4:57 AM
They stuck a scope up his butt and told him it was an MRI.