Inverse Cramer
@cramertracker.bsky.social
Finance and market moving news, parody, & memes. Personal views. Not affiliated w/ Jim Cramer.
How calm are you?
May 22, 2025 at 7:45 PM
How calm are you?
Costco on a Saturday
May 11, 2025 at 6:28 PM
Costco on a Saturday
You panic sold? LMAO
April 24, 2025 at 11:39 AM
You panic sold? LMAO
BREAKING: Jim Cramer says the market is looking to: “give up some gains”
Bounce?
Bounce?
March 18, 2025 at 2:55 AM
BREAKING: Jim Cramer says the market is looking to: “give up some gains”
Bounce?
Bounce?
2025 portfolio updated
50% bitcoin
30% stocks
15% whatever jim hates
5% college basketball games
50% bitcoin
30% stocks
15% whatever jim hates
5% college basketball games
March 18, 2025 at 2:54 AM
2025 portfolio updated
50% bitcoin
30% stocks
15% whatever jim hates
5% college basketball games
50% bitcoin
30% stocks
15% whatever jim hates
5% college basketball games
No bear market over here btw
March 5, 2025 at 10:10 PM
No bear market over here btw
Trade war. Except instead of tariffs it’s just the threat of tariffs and the deadline keeps getting pushed back forever until we’re all old and die. The end.
March 5, 2025 at 10:09 PM
Trade war. Except instead of tariffs it’s just the threat of tariffs and the deadline keeps getting pushed back forever until we’re all old and die. The end.
Warren Buffett now holds a record $334 billion in cash
Up from $100 billion post-pandemic
Wild
Up from $100 billion post-pandemic
Wild
February 26, 2025 at 4:39 PM
Warren Buffett now holds a record $334 billion in cash
Up from $100 billion post-pandemic
Wild
Up from $100 billion post-pandemic
Wild
Inverse Cramer strikes again
“The CVS situation is fraught” - 12/20
+49% since then
“The CVS situation is fraught” - 12/20
+49% since then
February 20, 2025 at 2:36 AM
Inverse Cramer strikes again
“The CVS situation is fraught” - 12/20
+49% since then
“The CVS situation is fraught” - 12/20
+49% since then
My goal was to make $100,000 in crypto this year.
February 20, 2025 at 2:34 AM
My goal was to make $100,000 in crypto this year.
Farmers Markets: where you cut out the middle man and the price goes up 4x anyway
February 8, 2025 at 7:38 PM
Farmers Markets: where you cut out the middle man and the price goes up 4x anyway
96% chance the fed is cutting when fartcoin is at $800 million market cap
Make it make sense
Make it make sense
December 18, 2024 at 1:16 AM
96% chance the fed is cutting when fartcoin is at $800 million market cap
Make it make sense
Make it make sense
The new 80/20 portfolio is
80% Bitcoin
20% Fartcoin
I don’t make the rules
80% Bitcoin
20% Fartcoin
I don’t make the rules
December 18, 2024 at 1:11 AM
The new 80/20 portfolio is
80% Bitcoin
20% Fartcoin
I don’t make the rules
80% Bitcoin
20% Fartcoin
I don’t make the rules
Happy holidays from Pip!
December 7, 2024 at 3:32 AM
Happy holidays from Pip!