Craig Hillman
@craighillman.bsky.social
Artist/writer into horror, science fiction, musical comedy
Ooh! One of my favorite cryptids (to photoshop into photos) is the Kallana, so seeing the skeletons of/info about its real-life counterpart is pretty exciting.
December 20, 2025 at 9:27 PM
Ooh! One of my favorite cryptids (to photoshop into photos) is the Kallana, so seeing the skeletons of/info about its real-life counterpart is pretty exciting.
I often think he feels as though he's a player in a winner-takes-all dick-measuring contest-cum-Risk* game with other Masters of the Universe, and worry that, faced with his looming mortality, he'll want to go out with a bang. (*I honestly believe this is why he wants Canada and Greenland so bad.)
December 17, 2025 at 3:48 AM
I often think he feels as though he's a player in a winner-takes-all dick-measuring contest-cum-Risk* game with other Masters of the Universe, and worry that, faced with his looming mortality, he'll want to go out with a bang. (*I honestly believe this is why he wants Canada and Greenland so bad.)
$Million idea: The PL"AI"N Brown Wrapper (tm). A mailing sheath imprinted with some AI-generated Lorem Ipsum gobbledygook, or maybe just one big iconic m-dash. Crunch the numbers, Sharks, and get back to me!
December 16, 2025 at 1:00 AM
$Million idea: The PL"AI"N Brown Wrapper (tm). A mailing sheath imprinted with some AI-generated Lorem Ipsum gobbledygook, or maybe just one big iconic m-dash. Crunch the numbers, Sharks, and get back to me!
I still call the refrigerator "the icebox".
December 13, 2025 at 11:36 PM
I still call the refrigerator "the icebox".
"Ligature marks on decedent's neck appear to spell 'TEAM BUILDING'..."
December 13, 2025 at 10:40 PM
"Ligature marks on decedent's neck appear to spell 'TEAM BUILDING'..."
the airbag setup is concerning
December 13, 2025 at 7:00 PM
the airbag setup is concerning
I like the more saturated/graduated blue and puffy butterfly. But the edges make me want to scrape it off with my fingernail like a sticker price tag.
November 23, 2025 at 5:20 PM
I like the more saturated/graduated blue and puffy butterfly. But the edges make me want to scrape it off with my fingernail like a sticker price tag.
Yeah. Something looks creepy wrong there.
November 19, 2025 at 5:37 AM
Yeah. Something looks creepy wrong there.
In an alternate timeline we got this gem.
September 11, 2025 at 12:51 PM
In an alternate timeline we got this gem.
Ugh. Enough with the therapy animals in hospitals. Imagine thinking "Man, I sure hope my surgeon washed his hands" as they wheel your gurney past a horse's ass. (At least these are mini horses, not like that full-sized one that was visiting the terminally ill in France a while back. Nightmarish.)
July 20, 2025 at 10:36 PM
Ugh. Enough with the therapy animals in hospitals. Imagine thinking "Man, I sure hope my surgeon washed his hands" as they wheel your gurney past a horse's ass. (At least these are mini horses, not like that full-sized one that was visiting the terminally ill in France a while back. Nightmarish.)
I'd say you've the magic down pat. Your poetry has inspired me to try my hand (only increasing my awe at what you do.) I like the 30-40 letter guideline, which I'll need to apply henceforth; Q.E.D. my own go at a weather-themed anagram, yielding these 2 clunky drafts, of which I prefer the shorter.
July 20, 2025 at 9:12 PM
I'd say you've the magic down pat. Your poetry has inspired me to try my hand (only increasing my awe at what you do.) I like the 30-40 letter guideline, which I'll need to apply henceforth; Q.E.D. my own go at a weather-themed anagram, yielding these 2 clunky drafts, of which I prefer the shorter.
Any excuse to post my fever dream of an imaginary musical...
July 9, 2025 at 4:19 AM
Any excuse to post my fever dream of an imaginary musical...
For a hot sec I thought I was watching Original Cast Album: Company... but I warn't.
June 14, 2025 at 5:15 PM
For a hot sec I thought I was watching Original Cast Album: Company... but I warn't.
Grand High Witch Eva Ernst must be worried that people will think she's related to that ghoul.
May 31, 2025 at 9:12 PM
Grand High Witch Eva Ernst must be worried that people will think she's related to that ghoul.
could've played it differently...
May 30, 2025 at 8:24 PM
could've played it differently...
That's more believable than some stories.
May 30, 2025 at 8:07 PM
That's more believable than some stories.
Running interference
May 30, 2025 at 8:02 PM
Running interference
Heh. To the extent that I miss Twitter (not a whole helluva lot), it's mostly how you could watch memes/pics/etc. take off. This one I made a couple days ago coulda gone the distance!
May 30, 2025 at 6:40 PM
Heh. To the extent that I miss Twitter (not a whole helluva lot), it's mostly how you could watch memes/pics/etc. take off. This one I made a couple days ago coulda gone the distance!