Craig Patik
@craig.patik.com
Traveler & web developer. US immigrant in Munich 🇩🇪. Happily car-free. he/him.
I made a small tool for cleaning up old git branches
github.com/patik/git-pr...
github.com/patik/git-pr...
May 18, 2025 at 2:11 PM
I made a small tool for cleaning up old git branches
github.com/patik/git-pr...
github.com/patik/git-pr...
We take Eurovision Very Seriously in this house
May 17, 2025 at 9:34 PM
We take Eurovision Very Seriously in this house
Abe Lincoln, the first US president to be a dual citizen?
May 17, 2025 at 10:06 AM
Abe Lincoln, the first US president to be a dual citizen?
This TikTok showing Americans in the sauna with street clothes and their phones is wild
May 14, 2025 at 8:14 AM
This TikTok showing Americans in the sauna with street clothes and their phones is wild
The European mind cannot comprehend
April 25, 2025 at 6:16 PM
The European mind cannot comprehend
and you expect me to keep a straight face?
April 4, 2025 at 10:28 AM
and you expect me to keep a straight face?
An ominous new icon has slithered into WhatsApp
March 31, 2025 at 5:09 PM
An ominous new icon has slithered into WhatsApp
wish I knew how to combine it with this gif
January 22, 2025 at 10:35 AM
wish I knew how to combine it with this gif
I have not created any dogs yet
January 14, 2025 at 8:34 PM
I have not created any dogs yet
Kicking my Sudoku skills up a notch
January 9, 2025 at 4:12 PM
Kicking my Sudoku skills up a notch
Instagram has reinvented AIM statuses
December 14, 2024 at 6:45 AM
Instagram has reinvented AIM statuses
Didn’t notice it until your post. I like it so far. Now I don’t need the globe icon anymore—just one tap to switch to emojis.
December 6, 2024 at 10:04 AM
Didn’t notice it until your post. I like it so far. Now I don’t need the globe icon anymore—just one tap to switch to emojis.
Works for Berhalter too
December 3, 2024 at 8:21 AM
Works for Berhalter too
It’s unbelievable how consistently this album has had me in its grasp for nearly 20 years
November 30, 2024 at 8:17 AM
It’s unbelievable how consistently this album has had me in its grasp for nearly 20 years
Clearly Arsenal is 20 times better than Manchester City
November 26, 2024 at 9:53 PM
Clearly Arsenal is 20 times better than Manchester City
Nice looking but putting 20 stories of parking garage right along the river is a crime against humanity
November 19, 2024 at 9:22 PM
Nice looking but putting 20 stories of parking garage right along the river is a crime against humanity
reassuring the captcha I’m not a schmuck, putz, or schlemiel
November 17, 2024 at 10:24 PM
reassuring the captcha I’m not a schmuck, putz, or schlemiel
This genre of video keeps getting absurdly more implausible. Next they will have “Billy Joel hears Piano Man for the first time”.
November 14, 2024 at 2:04 PM
This genre of video keeps getting absurdly more implausible. Next they will have “Billy Joel hears Piano Man for the first time”.