CrackerPlease
crackerplease18.bsky.social
CrackerPlease
@crackerplease18.bsky.social
If you’re looking for me, I’ll be in the garden
It will all end with another press conference at Four Seasons Landscaping. I can feel it
February 13, 2026 at 5:50 AM
Love this movie!
February 13, 2026 at 5:49 AM
😂😂😂👍
February 13, 2026 at 5:45 AM
“Christmas Card From A Hooker in Minneapolis” by Tom Waits
February 11, 2026 at 10:40 PM
“I have 2 reasons why you need to wash your ass”
February 11, 2026 at 1:47 PM
😂
February 11, 2026 at 6:04 AM
I don’t even know how to do half of what you just said.
February 11, 2026 at 5:04 AM
🤷‍♂️
February 11, 2026 at 5:00 AM
The Funkaleros. Club show in Ann Arbor. Great band
February 10, 2026 at 11:25 PM
😂 and what’s in those suspicious pouches on his belt? Tea bagging supplies?
February 9, 2026 at 2:44 PM
Yikes, bee careful
February 8, 2026 at 2:27 PM
✊🏿
February 7, 2026 at 4:07 PM
😂😂
February 4, 2026 at 3:37 AM
Nope, very glamorous, right down to the matching toilet seat. 😬
February 4, 2026 at 3:35 AM
💯 and it’s insane!
February 4, 2026 at 2:06 AM
😳🤦🏽
February 3, 2026 at 8:37 PM
That goes for most of us on here 😬
February 3, 2026 at 3:30 AM
Bill Gates
January 31, 2026 at 11:45 PM
🙏🏾🤞
January 31, 2026 at 12:41 AM