Albert Wesker
@cptwesker.bsky.social
Researcher/Security Officer at @UmbrellaCo
Part-Time Special Tactics and Rescue Service Captain in Raccoon City
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Part-Time Special Tactics and Rescue Service Captain in Raccoon City
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Admin: @wintermutejf.bsky.social
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Albert Wesker
@cptwesker.bsky.social
· Nov 6
Reminder: the in-universe explanation for Chris Redfield's design change was getting mogged by Wesker in Code Veronica
Dude gets beaten up once and immediately he's on dark web supplements and HGH
Dude gets beaten up once and immediately he's on dark web supplements and HGH
Poor deluded Chris!
We just lost Luis's signal somewhere in the vicinity of the forest. Expect the worst.
November 24, 2025 at 1:05 AM
We just lost Luis's signal somewhere in the vicinity of the forest. Expect the worst.
I'm seeing increased movement from Los Iluminados. Don't get careless.
November 23, 2025 at 6:05 PM
I'm seeing increased movement from Los Iluminados. Don't get careless.
Nobody's perfect. Not even you, Lisa.
November 23, 2025 at 1:05 AM
Nobody's perfect. Not even you, Lisa.
You're getting better!
November 22, 2025 at 6:05 PM
You're getting better!
Your struggle is over!
November 22, 2025 at 1:05 AM
Your struggle is over!
Remarkable! Still resisting at such an advanced stage. Commendable, yet futile!
November 21, 2025 at 6:05 PM
Remarkable! Still resisting at such an advanced stage. Commendable, yet futile!
You can't hide forever!
November 21, 2025 at 1:05 AM
You can't hide forever!
Ah... Your extraction chopper will pick you up at the rendezvous point as planned.
November 20, 2025 at 1:05 AM
Ah... Your extraction chopper will pick you up at the rendezvous point as planned.
Six billion cries of agony will birth a new balance. Unfortunately, it's too late for you. You will not live to see the dawn.
November 19, 2025 at 6:05 PM
Six billion cries of agony will birth a new balance. Unfortunately, it's too late for you. You will not live to see the dawn.
Your feeble attempts only delay the inevitable.
November 19, 2025 at 1:05 AM
Your feeble attempts only delay the inevitable.
The human race requires judgment!
November 18, 2025 at 6:05 PM
The human race requires judgment!
I have a date to keep.
November 18, 2025 at 1:05 AM
I have a date to keep.
It appears Umbrella is finished...
November 17, 2025 at 1:05 AM
It appears Umbrella is finished...
How is this possible!?
November 16, 2025 at 6:05 PM
How is this possible!?
Her little act of defiance changes nothing. Besides, we have all we need.
November 16, 2025 at 1:05 AM
Her little act of defiance changes nothing. Besides, we have all we need.
Pity. But after all, just another expendable grunt. Thanks to you, however, Umbrella's one step closer to its reestablishment. And once it is, there will be significant changes in our world.
November 15, 2025 at 6:05 PM
Pity. But after all, just another expendable grunt. Thanks to you, however, Umbrella's one step closer to its reestablishment. And once it is, there will be significant changes in our world.
Have you retrieved the sample?
November 15, 2025 at 1:05 AM
Have you retrieved the sample?
In less than five minutes, we will reach the optimal altitude for missile deployment. Uroboros will be released into the atmosphere, ensuring complete global saturation.
November 14, 2025 at 6:05 PM
In less than five minutes, we will reach the optimal altitude for missile deployment. Uroboros will be released into the atmosphere, ensuring complete global saturation.
I'm sorry for my lack of manners, but I'm not used to escorting men.
November 14, 2025 at 1:05 AM
I'm sorry for my lack of manners, but I'm not used to escorting men.
I require your rocket launcher!
November 13, 2025 at 6:05 PM
I require your rocket launcher!
Here I am offering you my precious time and you waste it by running around.
November 13, 2025 at 1:05 AM
Here I am offering you my precious time and you waste it by running around.
Stick to high ground. You have the means.
November 12, 2025 at 1:05 AM
Stick to high ground. You have the means.