But not too much caffeine, thats not good for the pulse!

THE DEVIL WORKS FAST BUT WE HAVE CAFFEINE

OOOOOOH MY MOLLYMAUK DICE TRAY ALREADY ARRIVED? I DIDNT EXPECT IT BEFORE CHRISTMAS 😱

When a friend of mine moved one of her female friends just easily shouldered the heaviest boxes up the stairs (I'm very weak in a physical sense) and I just went behind her every like "big strong lady with muscular arms is very sexy 😍🤤"

Hasn't found the right parts of the Internet yet, it seems

He should do well in some parts of the internet.

Is he more leaning the Faun looking way or more the James McAvoy looking way?

Ooooh that's amazing news!

MOLLYMAUK 😍😍😍😍🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰

I am definitely interesteeeeed

I wish i had a mollymauk pillow 🥰

Wanted to buy this one but then I saw you had a mollymauk one soo.... mollymauk it is

Can you like, do a blog and post a new family story every week? (My friend say my family stories are often so unbelievable, the worst telenovela sounds more realistic)

*whispers* monsterfuckers

As a fat person who was a fat teenager the moniker i ended up with in our "yearbook" was "Schleckermaul" when I was one of the few who brought veggies and fruits every day and just occasionally had some sweets from my thin friends who had candy every day all day. So fuck what people remember 🤷🏻‍♀️

😁 double nice

I've started working at least little jobs at 14 as there was never enough money for more than surviving and have not stopped ever since (even had 3 jobs to survive as a student) and while I am still lucky it just feels like I am always years behind others and I am... tired and would like a break