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Frank
@cptcroissant.bsky.social
He/Him.

Combat Game Designer. Formerly Harmonix. Made Blood Alloy.

I make games and paint minis and curse my dice rolls.

On a quest to hug every corgi.
barack hussein obama won a god damned landslide on a campaign of hope and change and democrats’ message of “fuck you were continuing genocide” to progressives caused millions to stay home.

you admit that you would rather they keep losing than cater to voters to win. how are you yourself not a nazi
August 29, 2025 at 7:55 PM
Biden actively defied both federal and international law to openly assist genocide while Democrats on the campaign trail told progressives to kick rocks. Dems didn’t WANT progressive votes, stfu with this dogshit narrative.
August 27, 2025 at 1:06 PM
August 11, 2025 at 11:58 PM
Like, come on, lol. Saying “the governing body says the number goes up from an open reclassification of the definition that people very specifically call out” is precisely the point we’re making, and you went and made it AGAIN
June 1, 2025 at 3:25 PM
ignoring the fact that finger pointing anti semitism has been used by every axis of power in the US to disregard criticism of israel and to keep giving them free weaponry to commit the most heinous of crimes that they openly brag about and self document on twitter is moronic of you
June 1, 2025 at 6:36 AM
June 1, 2025 at 6:27 AM
April 19, 2025 at 4:03 AM
tiff i need to get you both into infinity.

Infinity has a faction of explicitly-trans open space nuns who hate AI and it has great girl power shit

christos is getting a box of space greeks in the mail from me
March 31, 2025 at 7:54 PM
Imagine reading these credentials and your first thought is focusing on her womanhood
March 4, 2025 at 9:03 PM
. @hakeem-jeffries.bsky.social is demonstrating criminally negligent incapacity to learn from decades of experience, please friends let’s call his office to scream at him for this idiotic bullshit

(202) 225-5936 for his DC office
February 9, 2025 at 3:06 AM
Space truckin’ with some mag-lock boots for zero G repairs
February 8, 2025 at 5:44 PM
worse than useless
February 2, 2025 at 12:27 AM
GFTO bot
February 1, 2025 at 9:52 PM
you think… playing the purity game is what resulted in this here? that leftists are in control? are you fucking high?
February 1, 2025 at 9:32 PM
no, they did this, intentionally
February 1, 2025 at 2:46 AM
He’s as long as our 15 year old corgi Nellie now
January 25, 2025 at 3:39 AM
January 19, 2025 at 5:34 PM
I painted another robutt. Also for Obsidian Protocol
January 4, 2025 at 1:22 AM
If you see this, post an anime you love
December 23, 2024 at 6:08 AM
name a non LOTR character that could resist the one ring
December 21, 2024 at 7:07 AM
Show your pet and what they’re named after
November 24, 2024 at 8:01 PM
ah i get it you're terrible at your job and you're uncomfortable with your proximity with incompetence that is tangibly leading to the loss of millions of lives, gotcha.
November 20, 2024 at 8:24 AM
You’ve been laid off while your company boasts record profits. You’ve applied to 300 jobs and heard back 5 responses that have all gone nowhere. Grocery bills are 3x what they used to be. What kind of change are statements like below promising? Where’s the message “I’ll make your life easier”?
November 20, 2024 at 5:28 AM
Whatcha doin there buddy
November 19, 2024 at 6:58 PM
Introduce yourself with four games
November 17, 2024 at 5:43 AM