(Jameis Winston emerges from the shadows)

At a family member’s wedding, I went up to my new mother in law’s table and confessed my sin. She laughed a lot. And now it’s a running joke. She just offered me a slice for the 18th consecutive year. I got a slice of pumpkin instead.

For the next several years her mother sent me mincemeat pie every year at Thanksgiving, which I thanked her for and then promptly threw away. But when I started going to her Thanksgiving, I had to eat it in front of everyone. Eventually we got married and I decided it was safe for me to confess.

I’m not sure why I said this. I’d never had mincemeat pie. I was just kind of nervous. So she went home and came back on our next date with mincemeat pie in a Tupperware container from her mother’s kitchen table. I tried it and immediately hated it. But now I was stuck in the lie.

And at least two Meekah’s!

I would also accept another appearance on All Fantasy Everything. There was no Nolvember but Gondelmanuary has a nice ring to it!

ugh I saw this and thought there was a new one, I already watched this and it was amazing, hurry up and make another one! (the internet is horrible so let me clearly state I am just being silly and keep up the good work)

My shot at a 20-tournament season:

Sony
AmEx
Farmer’s
Phoenix
Pebble
Genesis
API
Player’s
Houston
Masters
RBC Heritage
Truist
PGA
Charles Schwab
Memorial
Canadian
US Open
Travelers
Scottish
The Open

Then I guess some sort of playoff? Hard to cut from that list.

(Sarah is my wife, she gave up an hour ago and made me take over so she could make her dinner plans. Thank goodness they didn’t make me verify my identity again)

I’m a poker player who also loves betting $5 on random sports games and I’m basically a communist at this point. I also drink at townie bars. Left code my dick and balls.

We are making progress! I think 2026 will be even better.

At some point I realized I wasn’t enjoying it anymore. It made me mad constantly, I was watching people I admire quitting, and I wanted an alternative. I found it here and I just enjoy it more. I don’t begrudge anyone who can’t quit it yet. But I did and I don’t miss it at all.