(17/9) Our first real supervillain just popped up on the news. King Shark, you picked the wrong day to rob a bank, because the Dank Squad is coming for you! @jamesgunn.bsky.social

(16/9) Since we’ve got powers and some time on our hands, we’ve started making a name for ourselves by fighting crime in Honolulu. Funny enough, even in the age of social media, no one’s posted about us—not a TikTok, not a subreddit. But I think that’s about to change.

(14/9) She stayed on the island, picking up local commercial gigs, while I got a job as a lifeguard. We’ve been together ever since. Oh, and did I mention Maddy’s also a metahuman? She has telekinesis. It’s not the most developed skill, but it sure adds a new dimension to our relationship.

(13/9) Not long after, I invited my girlfriend, Maddy, to move onto the boat. She’s a former model who came to the island for a shoot I was hired to guard. When the campaign fell through, her agency dumped her.

(12/9) After a little scuffle and some negotiation on my part, we reached an agreement: she could stay with us since she needed a place to lay low—and let’s be real, we couldn’t exactly stop her.