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@cozyoats.bsky.social
Shy introvert. Lover of movies. 🏳️🌈🇨🇦
At first I wasn't sure if it was you, but your selfie from the other day while canvassing (wearing the grey shirt with the bag strap over your shoulder) confirmed it. 😆
September 25, 2025 at 4:49 AM
At first I wasn't sure if it was you, but your selfie from the other day while canvassing (wearing the grey shirt with the bag strap over your shoulder) confirmed it. 😆
I keep them in the freezer and eat 'em like mini freeze pops.
August 28, 2025 at 1:54 PM
I keep them in the freezer and eat 'em like mini freeze pops.
In s07e06 'The Newlydreads', Jack says to a guy in a bookstore: "My lord, you're tall! Would you mind coming into the back? I'd like you to reach for something."
August 21, 2025 at 4:37 AM
In s07e06 'The Newlydreads', Jack says to a guy in a bookstore: "My lord, you're tall! Would you mind coming into the back? I'd like you to reach for something."
You adding freshly ground Flintstones Vitamins to your pizza:
a man in a chef 's uniform is preparing food in a restaurant kitchen
ALT: a man in a chef 's uniform is preparing food in a restaurant kitchen
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August 11, 2025 at 4:28 PM
You adding freshly ground Flintstones Vitamins to your pizza:
Right?! And where's his Lifetime Achievement award?! 😤
July 4, 2025 at 5:58 PM
Right?! And where's his Lifetime Achievement award?! 😤
Aw, shucks. 😭 Thanks for the kind words, Kyle. 😘
June 30, 2025 at 8:32 PM
Aw, shucks. 😭 Thanks for the kind words, Kyle. 😘
Happy Birthday! 🎂
a group of people in halloween costumes are dancing in a park and saying `` happy birthday '' .
Alt: a group of people in halloween costumes are dancing outdoors with the words `` happy birthday '' written on the bottom
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June 30, 2025 at 11:54 AM
Happy Birthday! 🎂
With more Oscar nominations than Meryl Streep.
June 27, 2025 at 11:14 PM
With more Oscar nominations than Meryl Streep.