(I realize this will not convince anyone who is going “ha ha, you can’t tell ME what to do!” or thinks it’s funny when authors go the food bank, but for the people who may have just fallen in sideways—libraries are AWESOME! The taxes are going to them, so make use of it!)

Anybody who is like “Piracy is activism!”—trust me, supporting your local library is about 1000% more effective activism, and it’s still free for you and authors still get paid!

You're in the top 3rd of luck for next year!

The fire department doesn't stop and ask your financials before putting out the housefire. They just put out the fucking fire and you don't get a bill for it afterwards!
I want THAT but for all of the basic needs that a human being has.

FUCK!