bones
@coyotebones.bsky.social
desert goblin digs a hole.
ABQ. he/they
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bones
@coyotebones.bsky.social
· Aug 12
I only hang out with sweeties and goofballs, if you're a serious adult this isn't gonna work
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BAGGER: (spilling my groceries on the floor) Oh God. I'm so sorry. This isn't what I'm supposed to do.
ME: How are you supposed to do it?
MANAGER: She means she was gonna be a fox. In the woods and shit. But something happened and she got stuck.
BAGGER: (crying) Got so stuck.
ME: How are you supposed to do it?
MANAGER: She means she was gonna be a fox. In the woods and shit. But something happened and she got stuck.
BAGGER: (crying) Got so stuck.
January 17, 2026 at 10:44 AM
BAGGER: (spilling my groceries on the floor) Oh God. I'm so sorry. This isn't what I'm supposed to do.
ME: How are you supposed to do it?
MANAGER: She means she was gonna be a fox. In the woods and shit. But something happened and she got stuck.
BAGGER: (crying) Got so stuck.
ME: How are you supposed to do it?
MANAGER: She means she was gonna be a fox. In the woods and shit. But something happened and she got stuck.
BAGGER: (crying) Got so stuck.
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the UK stands for united knations
January 22, 2026 at 5:56 AM
the UK stands for united knations
taxes filed and accepted good god I did it
January 22, 2026 at 12:07 AM
taxes filed and accepted good god I did it
winter sucks because it's dark more and you have to see everyone's stupid bright headlights
January 19, 2026 at 2:57 AM
winter sucks because it's dark more and you have to see everyone's stupid bright headlights
headlights didn't used to be like this
January 19, 2026 at 2:56 AM
headlights didn't used to be like this
I'm getting ads telling me to invest in oil companies while I watch youtube videos about Greenland
January 15, 2026 at 3:37 AM
I'm getting ads telling me to invest in oil companies while I watch youtube videos about Greenland
drinking sleepytime tea and trying to finish reading a book. who will win.
January 12, 2026 at 4:01 AM
drinking sleepytime tea and trying to finish reading a book. who will win.
monkeys peel their bananas from the bottom so why don't you
January 11, 2026 at 7:28 PM
monkeys peel their bananas from the bottom so why don't you
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It’s 🐝 yourself Friday don’t forget to 🐝 yourself today
January 9, 2026 at 1:10 PM
It’s 🐝 yourself Friday don’t forget to 🐝 yourself today
This is why I love my wood kiln. Look at that calico cat!! Gorgeous
January 8, 2026 at 5:19 PM
This is why I love my wood kiln. Look at that calico cat!! Gorgeous
i need a job does anyone have a job for me
January 8, 2026 at 1:35 AM
i need a job does anyone have a job for me
showing someone your resume is so vulnerable. that's my worksona.
January 7, 2026 at 12:09 AM
showing someone your resume is so vulnerable. that's my worksona.
saw gamestops funko pops at the thrift store bro they're about to go bankrupt
January 5, 2026 at 3:38 AM
saw gamestops funko pops at the thrift store bro they're about to go bankrupt
can't stop saying toilet poiper
January 4, 2026 at 4:52 AM
can't stop saying toilet poiper
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I understand why lean exists. I fucking love cough medicine.
December 30, 2025 at 1:03 AM
I understand why lean exists. I fucking love cough medicine.
this better not be from the potato
December 29, 2025 at 8:22 AM
this better not be from the potato
I love experiencing symptoms
December 29, 2025 at 8:19 AM
I love experiencing symptoms
people are mad about 6 7 and I think that's a good thing. there's people who need to understand things in order to feel comfortable, and 6 7 makes them upset. and I like that.
December 26, 2025 at 3:09 PM
people are mad about 6 7 and I think that's a good thing. there's people who need to understand things in order to feel comfortable, and 6 7 makes them upset. and I like that.
my new years resolution is to bake some potatoes
December 25, 2025 at 3:06 AM
my new years resolution is to bake some potatoes
at the gas station pooping for free
December 24, 2025 at 7:07 PM
at the gas station pooping for free
has anyone invented a bike that doesn't get fucked up all the time. even people with thousand dollar bikes are always tinkering with them because they only work half the time.
December 22, 2025 at 7:49 AM
has anyone invented a bike that doesn't get fucked up all the time. even people with thousand dollar bikes are always tinkering with them because they only work half the time.