Just an orobourus of bullshit, all the way down. Excellent use of magic sand, everyone.

Some marketing newsletter today had an article about how the new hotness is using AI to help you come up with better AI prompts. This feels like being a kid shuttled between divorced parents, if both of those parents were intellectually disabled.

Hahaha Strava, you dumb cow

This has been a subtweet about Kubernetes.

*Y’all!* The earth is *round!*, etc.

2, I can’t actually socialize my enthusiasm for having just learned a Thing that everyone else already knew.

What’s a little bit annoying about the process… well, two things. 1, I just went through all the effort of a first-principles exercise only to learn what I already knew. Not a good use of time!

SECOND, sometimes—not always!, but a lot of the time…—this is followed by a gradually but steadily amassed certainty: ah, yes, the conventional wisdom *was* right, after all. My worldview is intact.

FIRST, the trough of nihilism and despair. Holy *shit*, this is *complicated* and I don’t know *anything*, previous confident me was an *idiot*, wow, the world is *hard*.

Those poor lambs.

My parents lived in Hawaii for a few years, and still today are amused that the local TV weather presenter had to reach for novel ways, every day, to say that the high would be 82°, the low would be 72°, with winds from the west at 5 mph, and there would not be any rain.

Strava is burning like a nickel of compute every time I go for a run so that its little bot can come up with a new way, each time, of saying, “You went for a run, pretty much like the last one. There were hills, but not too many.” I applaud the effort but I can tell that they’re getting bored […]

Teenage me was a powerful argument in favor of 54th term abortion.

Bang bang

Multiple people were responsible in the production and approval of this advertising, which means that we will need that many fewer seats on the ark.

Son, you’ve got to use your *head*

Of course the way to solve this would be to build Waymos on top of Audi cars, since, as best as anyone can tell, Audis don’t have turn signals.