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When I was a kid, I really wanted a pet. My dad told me that pets were just a step backward.
When I was a kid, I really wanted a pet. My dad told me that pets were just a step backward.
Why did the police arrest the beaver?
They had damming evidence against him
Why did the police arrest the beaver?
They had damming evidence against him
If you've seen one Santa, you've seen the mall.
If you've seen one Santa, you've seen the mall.
For the holidays, I got you a gift card. Try not to spend it all in one place.
For the holidays, I got you a gift card. Try not to spend it all in one place.
Eleven elves are sitting at a table. What makes them a dozen?
The twelf!
Eleven elves are sitting at a table. What makes them a dozen?
The twelf!
The other day, I ran into the guy who sold me tickets to Disney World. It's a small world.
The other day, I ran into the guy who sold me tickets to Disney World. It's a small world.
What do you call a pen when it stops rolling?
Stationary
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I recently saw a guy who was running around with paper towels on his head. He told me he had a Bounty on his head.
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What does Ebenezer Scrooge call his dog?
Bah Hum-Pug
What do you call a pen when it stops rolling?
Stationary
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I recently saw a guy who was running around with paper towels on his head. He told me he had a Bounty on his head.
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What does Ebenezer Scrooge call his dog?
Bah Hum-Pug
Fizz the season to celebrate! Let's toast with some prosecc-ho-ho-ho.
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My favorite sport coat got a tear in it. I guess you could say it wasn't my strong suit.
Fizz the season to celebrate! Let's toast with some prosecc-ho-ho-ho.
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My favorite sport coat got a tear in it. I guess you could say it wasn't my strong suit.
Dad, I ordered some coffee from Amazon.
-- Well, it's definitely going to be cold by the time it gets here!
Dad, I ordered some coffee from Amazon.
-- Well, it's definitely going to be cold by the time it gets here!
My fireplace is a little warm today. I think it might have the flue.
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How do you find Will Smith in the snow?
Look for fresh prints.
My fireplace is a little warm today. I think it might have the flue.
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How do you find Will Smith in the snow?
Look for fresh prints.
I could post so many, but I'll post my favorite
I could post so many, but I'll post my favorite
I heard Humpty Dumpty is having an awful winter, which is a shame because he had a great fall!
I heard Humpty Dumpty is having an awful winter, which is a shame because he had a great fall!
What do you get when you drop a piano down a mineshaft?
A flat miner
What do you get when you drop a piano down a mineshaft?
A flat miner
Dad, our snowman melted!
-- I think he's just dehydrated.
Dad, our snowman melted!
-- I think he's just dehydrated.
I needed a password that was eight characters long, so I picked Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs.
I needed a password that was eight characters long, so I picked Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs.
Dad, how heavy is this lamp?
-- I don't know, usually lamps are pretty light.
Dad, how heavy is this lamp?
-- I don't know, usually lamps are pretty light.