Cowboy Daemon ⛧ Vtuber
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Cowboy Daemon ⛧ Vtuber
@cowboydaemon.bsky.social
⛧ He/Him 38y/o (human years) 🏳️‍⚧️
⛧ ENVtuber
⛧ twitch.tv/cowboydaemon
https://ko-fi.com/cowboydaemon
⛧ throne.com/cowboydaemon
⛧ Gamer, streamer[Indefinite hiatus], artist, VA
⛧ 🔞 18+ only
⛧ ACAB | Free🍉Palestine
⛧ PFP by frostspecter
⛧ #art
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I am CowboyDaemon, a Twitch #vtuber #envtuber streamer. I play a variety of games, and sometimes do art. I started streaming in 2021, and started my vtuber journey a year later.

Model: @/catboypaladin.bsky.social
Joke of the Day!

When I was a kid, I really wanted a pet. My dad told me that pets were just a step backward.
December 13, 2025 at 12:31 AM
CRINGING at myself cause DWC asked how I would have a stream with the coffee (in better words) and I had to fuckin explain I'm a vtuber, so the coffee wouldn't really be on stream.
December 12, 2025 at 9:54 PM
By the way, in absolutely no relation to this whatsoever, the only coffee I drink is Death Wish Coffee. Which you should totally check out.
December 12, 2025 at 5:48 PM
The way I'll request sponsorships for other people, but not for myself--
December 12, 2025 at 5:39 PM
I've gone back to learning German on Duolingo again. I won't be able to have a conversation (for a long time(?)), but I will know words.
December 12, 2025 at 4:51 PM
Joke of the Day!

Why did the police arrest the beaver?

They had damming evidence against him
December 12, 2025 at 3:13 AM
Joke of the Day!

If you've seen one Santa, you've seen the mall.
December 11, 2025 at 3:19 AM
Joke of the Day!

For the holidays, I got you a gift card. Try not to spend it all in one place.
December 10, 2025 at 1:04 AM
Joke of the Day!

Eleven elves are sitting at a table. What makes them a dozen?

The twelf!
December 9, 2025 at 2:12 AM
Joke of the Day!

The other day, I ran into the guy who sold me tickets to Disney World. It's a small world.
December 8, 2025 at 12:49 AM
Joke of the Day! x3

What do you call a pen when it stops rolling?

Stationary

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I recently saw a guy who was running around with paper towels on his head. He told me he had a Bounty on his head.

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What does Ebenezer Scrooge call his dog?

Bah Hum-Pug
December 7, 2025 at 12:53 AM
1 month until the birthday
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December 6, 2025 at 6:33 PM
Just got home from seeing FNAF2 with the fam. SO good. Can't wait until 3 comes out!
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December 6, 2025 at 4:01 AM
Joke of the Day! x2

Fizz the season to celebrate! Let's toast with some prosecc-ho-ho-ho.

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My favorite sport coat got a tear in it. I guess you could say it wasn't my strong suit.
December 4, 2025 at 2:26 AM
Not posting my Twitch recap, cause it's hideous compared to last year (not that last year was any better but-). I'm proud of everyone else's metrics, though! Y'all are doin' amazing.
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December 3, 2025 at 12:51 AM
Joke of the Day!

Dad, I ordered some coffee from Amazon.

-- Well, it's definitely going to be cold by the time it gets here!
December 2, 2025 at 2:01 AM
Joke of the Day! x2

My fireplace is a little warm today. I think it might have the flue.

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How do you find Will Smith in the snow?

Look for fresh prints.
December 1, 2025 at 1:09 AM
If you see this, post an anime you love

I could post so many, but I'll post my favorite
November 29, 2025 at 7:12 PM
Happy Turkey Day 2: Leftovers
November 29, 2025 at 3:10 AM
Joke of the Day!

I heard Humpty Dumpty is having an awful winter, which is a shame because he had a great fall!
November 29, 2025 at 1:53 AM
Joke of the Day!

What do you get when you drop a piano down a mineshaft?

A flat miner
November 28, 2025 at 12:45 AM
Joke of the Day!

Dad, our snowman melted!

-- I think he's just dehydrated.
November 27, 2025 at 2:10 AM
Joke of the Day!

I needed a password that was eight characters long, so I picked Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs.
November 26, 2025 at 2:16 AM
Joke of the Day!

Dad, how heavy is this lamp?

-- I don't know, usually lamps are pretty light.
November 25, 2025 at 2:30 AM