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January 25, 2026 at 10:24 PM
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Put them wiper blades up, #texas. Not while driving. While you’re parked and frozen stuff is falling.
January 25, 2026 at 2:59 AM
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Watching the news. I was hoping for more b-roll of people crying in airports over mild inconveniences.
January 24, 2026 at 7:56 PM
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Yesterday morning, I switched to the paid Verizon Call Filter. I thought it was just extremely effective. Not a single spam call all day.
January 15, 2026 at 4:42 PM
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Man. Y’all got really stupid while I was busy. Taking out NEXRAD stations and shit. It is literally just weather radar. Your wife’s 120-volt pussy pounder throws off more EM radiation.
July 9, 2025 at 2:27 AM
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June 14, 2025 at 1:39 AM
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Don't worry y'all. Big Bend National Park will be safe. Not like there's a giant fucking desert already doing that or anything. I say "money well spent" on this excellent theater.

#bbnp #texas
March 31, 2025 at 8:30 PM
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So, I was at an #Austin bar on a random Sunday evening... Having a good ol' time and feeling really comfy. Then the manager came out and I had to skedaddle.
A sepia-toned, hand-drawn cartoon illustration of a grungy dive bar in Austin, Texas. The bar’s brick facade is adorned with three humorous signs: “KEEP AUSTIN WEIRD!” above the doorway, “NOT THAT WEIRD!” directly below it, and “WHERE ARE YOUR PANTS?” on the adjacent wall. A barefoot, disheveled man stands in front of the bar wearing only tattered underwear, looking confused. A classic oval sign reading “BAR” hangs above. The scene has a gritty, sarcastic vibe reminiscent of vintage underground comics.
March 28, 2025 at 9:29 PM
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Pave The Lake! #atx needs more room for cars. #austin
A hand-drawn, comic-style illustration of a dystopian Austin, Texas, viewed from above. The scene shows a massive, grimy toll road stretching east to west where Town Lake used to be. The road is jammed with colorful old cars, most with California plates, emitting thick smoke. Towering downtown buildings rise in the background under a harsh, exaggerated red sun with wavy rays. A weathered "Welcome to Austin!" billboard stands to the left, and a bold "TOLL ROAD" sign to the right. The entire scene has a gritty, sarcastic tone reminiscent of 60s and 70s hot rod comics.
March 28, 2025 at 8:21 PM
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Wh3n c0mpu73r5 w3r3 fun—0v3rcl0ck3d br41nz, d14l-up m4dness, & n0 ruL3z! 🤘💾
A wild, exaggerated cartoon of a 12-year-old boy in the early 90s sitting at a vintage Apple computer with a green-on-black display and an ancient dial-up modem. He has grotesquely exaggerated features, including bulging bloodshot eyes, a massive jagged-toothed grin, and messy unkempt hair. He wears a dirty, tattered cowboy hat, adding to his rebellious look. The computer glows an eerie green, with tangled wires and a sparking modem. The cluttered room is filled with floppy disks, comic books, and soda cans. The art style is dripping, grimy, and chaotic, full of neon greens, purples, and reds in a hot rod and underground comix aesthetic.
March 20, 2025 at 9:01 PM
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Well, dipping my toes into the e-book market with a focus on #passiveIncome, #entrepreneurship, #smallBusiness, and #investing. Curious how it works out and if y'all have any input!

www.etsy.com/shop/ArborRise
www.etsy.com
March 13, 2025 at 4:15 AM