Matthaeus Tomasevici 🥨 馬太
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Matthaeus Tomasevici 🥨 馬太
@covrig.bsky.social
Historian of Chinese religions

Religion, philosophy, West Europe, East Asia and everything in between. Mostly dad jokes, bad humor and memes - mostly memes. Curious, asking questions and using this platform to know more people.
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"Non stabis contra sanguinem proximi tui."

"Thou shalt not stand against the blood of thy neighbour."

(Lev. 19:16)
Who'd believe WWIII will have Germany leading to good guys and Russia and USA will be the villains.

(I know what you're about to say about USSR, but it's all in comparison to the Nazi Germany)
“Russia has brought war back to Europe, and we must be prepared for the scale of war our grandparents or great-grandparents endured.” A stark message from NATO Secretary General Mark Rutte in Berlin.

A must read speech www.nato.int/en/news-and-...
December 11, 2025 at 9:12 PM
Are you, guys, my... my friends?
☺️
👉👈
December 11, 2025 at 1:08 PM
I believe my major skill is doing nothing while making sounds of busy.
December 10, 2025 at 11:07 AM
You will be visited by three spirits
December 9, 2025 at 2:08 PM
The fact that I work in a Chinese company, makes every online content about Taiwan or Tibet NSFW.
December 9, 2025 at 10:54 AM
Mastodon is that ex-GF which whom you keep in touch once in a while, although you know nothing will happen.
December 8, 2025 at 9:48 AM
Since nobody here actually knows me in real life, I can write whatever useless anecdotes about people from my life.

But since nobody here knows me in real life, nobody cares.
December 6, 2025 at 11:00 AM
Yes, I am into BDSM:

Buddha
Dharma
Sangha
Mahayana
December 5, 2025 at 8:16 PM
Cheers for the weekend!

Lemon 🍋, lime 🍋‍🟩 and vodka

#weekend
December 5, 2025 at 3:26 PM
It has been more than two years since I left Twitter, and I almost forgot why I hate Elon Musk.
December 4, 2025 at 7:55 PM
Reposted by Matthaeus Tomasevici 🥨 馬太
a guy was explaining hegel
December 4, 2025 at 3:33 PM
I usually encounter a profile that blocked me.
Don't know who or why, I usually assume it's the block lists fault.
People just add you there.

Today I found out I appear in Zionist and Israeli apologist list, and in Hamas and Russia supporters.
It's OK to hate for my opinions, but what are they???
December 4, 2025 at 1:51 PM
According to @anisota.net annual analysis I wasn't very active here this year.
It's true, pity...
I'm always too tired to engage (or too engaged to tire?)

I really admired Pope Francis, who passed away this year. Even though I'm a religion history geek), I don't speak about him that much IRL.
December 3, 2025 at 8:31 PM
December 3, 2025 at 7:21 PM
You’ve been kidnapped. The characters from the last TV show you watched are trying to rescue you. Who’s coming to save you?

D'oh!

(Few days ago I was still watching Vox Machina 😐)
November 25, 2025 at 3:29 PM
And again 🔄
November 24, 2025 at 2:09 PM
This last week I was completely unproductive yet my superiors believe I was unusually busy.

I consider that an achievement.
November 22, 2025 at 7:32 PM
All you need is Borsch
All you need is Borsch
All you need is Borsch, Borsch
Borsch is all you need
Replacing love with borsh, could make cheesy songs much better.

What is borsh?
Oh, baby, don't hurt me
Don't hurt me no more
Oh, baby, don't hurt me
Don't hurt me no more
November 20, 2025 at 4:54 PM
I wonder which countries use cL for volume and which countries use mL 🤔🥃🍺🥂
November 20, 2025 at 4:49 PM
What about a day for men who are not international?
Today is International Men’s Day.
November 20, 2025 at 10:34 AM
I wasn't productive at work today.
Somehow my boss thinks I'm very busy.
November 17, 2025 at 4:35 PM
And again 🔄
Make Samsara Great Again 🔄
November 17, 2025 at 2:54 PM
Day-Month-Year
This format is the most convenient.

Year-Month-Day
This one is most logical .

Month-Day-Year.
What the fuck is this?! What's wrong with you people???
November 10, 2025 at 6:27 AM
Replacing love with borsh, could make cheesy songs much better.

What is borsh?
Oh, baby, don't hurt me
Don't hurt me no more
Oh, baby, don't hurt me
Don't hurt me no more
November 9, 2025 at 8:53 PM