Rudy
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I’m happy for the gig, but who wrote this?
I love how there’s a type of pseudo intellectual that permeates social media who’s basically in a rush to yell “first” under a post, but it’s a bit of pop culture and they need to be the first person to tell you it sucks.
December 12, 2025 at 5:25 PM
I love how there’s a type of pseudo intellectual that permeates social media who’s basically in a rush to yell “first” under a post, but it’s a bit of pop culture and they need to be the first person to tell you it sucks.
Watching the only good biopic, Walk Hard: the Dewey Cox story
December 12, 2025 at 3:17 AM
Watching the only good biopic, Walk Hard: the Dewey Cox story
My toddler just cried out for our dog to save him from toothbrushing
December 12, 2025 at 2:07 AM
My toddler just cried out for our dog to save him from toothbrushing
How i see everyone who says they can’t write an email without AI
December 9, 2025 at 8:47 PM
How i see everyone who says they can’t write an email without AI
Eagles vs Herbert on MNF and it’s a TNF level slog.
December 9, 2025 at 3:25 AM
Eagles vs Herbert on MNF and it’s a TNF level slog.
There’s no greater recession indicator than fear factor being on tv. You can cite the Dow or 401ks or whatever but people ain’t eating bugs or crawling in coffins with snakes when they’re financially stable.
December 7, 2025 at 10:56 PM
There’s no greater recession indicator than fear factor being on tv. You can cite the Dow or 401ks or whatever but people ain’t eating bugs or crawling in coffins with snakes when they’re financially stable.
Is Marcus Mariota better than Jayden Daniels? Many are asking.
December 7, 2025 at 7:44 PM
Is Marcus Mariota better than Jayden Daniels? Many are asking.
NFL Redzone can’t have working audio. They spent too much time focused on adding commercials to make sure the thing they charge money for works.
December 7, 2025 at 6:17 PM
NFL Redzone can’t have working audio. They spent too much time focused on adding commercials to make sure the thing they charge money for works.
These jets xfl ass jerseys suck.
December 7, 2025 at 6:07 PM
These jets xfl ass jerseys suck.
Like how horrified I am at how racist and rapey a bunch of 80s comedies are, I feel like kids gotta feel that way about how homophobic a ton of 90s and 00s comedies are.
December 7, 2025 at 3:54 AM
Like how horrified I am at how racist and rapey a bunch of 80s comedies are, I feel like kids gotta feel that way about how homophobic a ton of 90s and 00s comedies are.
It’s funny how 31 degrees is a veritable heat wave after single digits.
December 6, 2025 at 7:26 PM
It’s funny how 31 degrees is a veritable heat wave after single digits.
The Kirk Herbstreit Jerry jones love fest is absolutely sickening.
December 5, 2025 at 2:38 AM
The Kirk Herbstreit Jerry jones love fest is absolutely sickening.
Death By Lightning rules so hard especially because if there’s a single US president who actually deserves to be mythologized it’s Garfield.
December 3, 2025 at 9:20 PM
Death By Lightning rules so hard especially because if there’s a single US president who actually deserves to be mythologized it’s Garfield.
This tweet could be from literally any year since 2019 and I’d believe it.
New Orleans Pelicans star Zion Williamson will miss extended time with a right adductor injury, sources tell ESPN. He will be re-evaluated in three weeks.
December 2, 2025 at 9:51 PM
This tweet could be from literally any year since 2019 and I’d believe it.
Mark grote should be forced to work a real fucking job.
December 2, 2025 at 9:51 PM
Mark grote should be forced to work a real fucking job.
A fate worse than the Minnesota Vikings
December 2, 2025 at 9:24 PM
A fate worse than the Minnesota Vikings
We’re done pretending Dart is good right?
December 2, 2025 at 2:16 AM
We’re done pretending Dart is good right?
Tim Allen sucks as a person but he has two flawless performances: Jason Nesmith/Peter Quincy Taggert and Toy Santa.
December 2, 2025 at 1:39 AM
Tim Allen sucks as a person but he has two flawless performances: Jason Nesmith/Peter Quincy Taggert and Toy Santa.
Jaxson dart looks like a more evil and fucked up Austin Butler. Like if he was president of one of those overtly racist sec school fraternities that hazed a kid to death.
December 2, 2025 at 1:29 AM
Jaxson dart looks like a more evil and fucked up Austin Butler. Like if he was president of one of those overtly racist sec school fraternities that hazed a kid to death.
Gonna create a thread of cool albums.
For today, listen to the Bronx. You can pick basically any of their self-titleds but the fact the newest one still rules like 20 years after they founded is why I’m picking it.
music.apple.com/us/album/the...
For today, listen to the Bronx. You can pick basically any of their self-titleds but the fact the newest one still rules like 20 years after they founded is why I’m picking it.
music.apple.com/us/album/the...
The Bronx VI by The Bronx on Apple Music
Album · 2003 · 11 Songs
music.apple.com
December 1, 2025 at 4:57 PM
Gonna create a thread of cool albums.
For today, listen to the Bronx. You can pick basically any of their self-titleds but the fact the newest one still rules like 20 years after they founded is why I’m picking it.
music.apple.com/us/album/the...
For today, listen to the Bronx. You can pick basically any of their self-titleds but the fact the newest one still rules like 20 years after they founded is why I’m picking it.
music.apple.com/us/album/the...
Caught Stealing might be Aronofsky’s best.
December 1, 2025 at 3:22 PM
Caught Stealing might be Aronofsky’s best.
Putting this shit on red zone should be punishable by death.
November 30, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Putting this shit on red zone should be punishable by death.
Why are boomers obsessed with Minions? Is it because they’re essentially really old petulant children?
November 30, 2025 at 3:20 PM
Why are boomers obsessed with Minions? Is it because they’re essentially really old petulant children?
Jalen Hurts playing like absolute dog shit all year right after the media spent the entire offseason mocking people for thinking he wasn’t the fourth best qb in the league is incredible.
November 30, 2025 at 3:10 PM
Jalen Hurts playing like absolute dog shit all year right after the media spent the entire offseason mocking people for thinking he wasn’t the fourth best qb in the league is incredible.
I genuinely feel for Eagles fans. Having a coach Nick Sirriani level bad almost drove me to do insane things, but remember Philly, all it takes is one brave fan.
November 29, 2025 at 9:36 PM
I genuinely feel for Eagles fans. Having a coach Nick Sirriani level bad almost drove me to do insane things, but remember Philly, all it takes is one brave fan.