Whenever people ask me what I do for fun, I don't know what to answer. This is why: I make 4.5 kg of lentil curry for fun.

I just realized that I unironically walked around today looking like The Rock in this pic

UPS, DPD, GLS, Hermes = trash

Je länger man hinschaut, desto schlimmer wird es. Der 7.10. ist kein Donnerstag, sondern ein Dienstag. Der 10.7. war ein Donnerstag, aber liegt in der Vergangenheit. Es gibt keine 17 Monate also muss die mittlere Zahl der Monat sein.

Ja, woher hast du gewusst, dass ich RENNrad fahre?

There's just two perfect desserts in the world. One is tiramisu. The other one is this.

Oh hi there

Yeah, same here in Austria. I don't get it, who buys this stuff now?

Gerade gestern gesehen

Does anyone know why every picture I upload to Bluesky looks like this? .jpg and .png

Parts were salvageable, but that doesn't mean I'm not mad as hell

My disappointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined

Finally found a good vegan mince and now I can finally cook some dishes I haven't had in 6+ years 😭

I'm such a huge fan, I bought a Bluesky branded toothbrush yesterday

If you can see this, post a beach from your gallery