The internet quality in Dallas Texas legitimately sucks ass. I am constantly diagnosing issues in Dallas, whereas Houston and Austin have no issues.

Wonder how many steroids rfk is taking just to remain mobile and upright.

Now Joe Rogan needs to begin a secret musical career.

Those clouds are gorgeous. You did such a great job on this piece.

He's playing such an advanced form of chess that our tiny minds can't even conceive his next move. I have a hunch it's going to involve butt plugs. Maybe chess piece shaped butt plugs?

It's mine and he fucking stole it. When I get my hands on him. . . I'm going to nut punch him like Johnny Cage does to goro in Mortal Kombat.

He'd done all the pre-holstering checks including loading it and unloading it six times, twirling it on his finger, shooting it at other people's groins, then loading it up and pointing it at his own groin. How could this have fucking happened?

There are too many humans and too few animals if you ask me.

I add color to this. I did BJJ for 1.5 years and quit because it didn't feel like I was actually learning a martial art. Instead it just felt like I was basically thrashing around to find the right angle to pin someone or break their arm.

I haven't measured my snout lately but these peanut butter crackers are fuckin great. This old guy keeps handing them out every time he sees me or my brothers.

The time has come. Remember the technique, the sacred five point testicular annihilation kick. Find your center and erase ganon's cock and balls from reality. Gruntilda will handle the rest.

That's just his ex wife. They disagree every year about the ending to cowboy bebop. I swear if I hear Makar say "there's a secret after the credits " one more time . . .

Toon link is always looking at everyone with bedroom eyes. It's some sort of Eldritch power. I heard it drove those pig guys to madness and cannibalism. Hard to tell since they were already pretty crazy and probably were cannibals.