Count_Floyd
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Facts matter, even in Melonville.
I miss Hitch, Randi, Candy, Flaherty, Ramis.
Unpaid shill for @SkepticsGuide
I miss Hitch, Randi, Candy, Flaherty, Ramis.
Unpaid shill for @SkepticsGuide
Yep. It is now crystal clear Russia (and previously the USSR) was never the threat the west thought they were.
All those cold war years worrying & tiptoeing, when they were just a paper tiger.
KGB is good at one thing - training people to be expert bluffers, I'll give them that.
All those cold war years worrying & tiptoeing, when they were just a paper tiger.
KGB is good at one thing - training people to be expert bluffers, I'll give them that.
December 18, 2025 at 7:12 AM
Yep. It is now crystal clear Russia (and previously the USSR) was never the threat the west thought they were.
All those cold war years worrying & tiptoeing, when they were just a paper tiger.
KGB is good at one thing - training people to be expert bluffers, I'll give them that.
All those cold war years worrying & tiptoeing, when they were just a paper tiger.
KGB is good at one thing - training people to be expert bluffers, I'll give them that.
What a petty little bitch.
December 17, 2025 at 6:08 PM
What a petty little bitch.
One more question and he would have said, 'gotta run, my son's porn alert is going off'.
December 16, 2025 at 1:13 AM
One more question and he would have said, 'gotta run, my son's porn alert is going off'.
Funny thing is, Rob Reiner was all about inclusion and empathy. When someone says they disagreed with him politically, it tells you all you need to know about that person.
He was a beacon for positive humanity.
The world just got a little darker now that he and his lovely wife are gone.
He was a beacon for positive humanity.
The world just got a little darker now that he and his lovely wife are gone.
December 16, 2025 at 12:07 AM
Funny thing is, Rob Reiner was all about inclusion and empathy. When someone says they disagreed with him politically, it tells you all you need to know about that person.
He was a beacon for positive humanity.
The world just got a little darker now that he and his lovely wife are gone.
He was a beacon for positive humanity.
The world just got a little darker now that he and his lovely wife are gone.
I hear the trump admin is considering loosening regulations on the buggy whip industry.
December 16, 2025 at 12:02 AM
I hear the trump admin is considering loosening regulations on the buggy whip industry.
Par for the course for the orange pedo.
December 15, 2025 at 11:58 PM
Par for the course for the orange pedo.
Another drawback from his heroic actions is his money will no longer be good anywhere he goes.
December 15, 2025 at 6:51 PM
Another drawback from his heroic actions is his money will no longer be good anywhere he goes.
Trump will claim Cornpop is.
December 13, 2025 at 3:48 AM
Trump will claim Cornpop is.
How this simpleton got 77 votes, let alone 77 million, will forever mystify me.
December 12, 2025 at 11:02 PM
How this simpleton got 77 votes, let alone 77 million, will forever mystify me.
If this is an example of the ninja-level self-surveillance Cank's admin has, it's reassuring to know there's no way a foreign actor with bad intentions could get through.
December 12, 2025 at 7:06 PM
If this is an example of the ninja-level self-surveillance Cank's admin has, it's reassuring to know there's no way a foreign actor with bad intentions could get through.
Everyone gets the Cadillac plan Congress gets. Regular doctor visits and all necessary tests, follow-ups, specialist referrals, surgeries, emergency room visits, ambulance rides, are covered. Elective stuff is out of pocket.
Costs are already 2x others in G7.
Removing insurance Cos will lower costs.
Costs are already 2x others in G7.
Removing insurance Cos will lower costs.
December 12, 2025 at 7:43 AM
Everyone gets the Cadillac plan Congress gets. Regular doctor visits and all necessary tests, follow-ups, specialist referrals, surgeries, emergency room visits, ambulance rides, are covered. Elective stuff is out of pocket.
Costs are already 2x others in G7.
Removing insurance Cos will lower costs.
Costs are already 2x others in G7.
Removing insurance Cos will lower costs.
Congress also gets universal gov't health care. Just give everyone the same health care Congresspeople get.
Let's try that out for 5 years.
Easy peasy.
Let's try that out for 5 years.
Easy peasy.
December 12, 2025 at 7:18 AM
Congress also gets universal gov't health care. Just give everyone the same health care Congresspeople get.
Let's try that out for 5 years.
Easy peasy.
Let's try that out for 5 years.
Easy peasy.
The trump admin is very strong at self-owns, I'll give them that.
December 11, 2025 at 2:22 PM
The trump admin is very strong at self-owns, I'll give them that.
Aww, it looks like trump hit the character limit before he could list his favorite books and plays this year. I was so looking forward to the list from this now legendary connoisseur of the arts.
December 11, 2025 at 3:50 AM
Aww, it looks like trump hit the character limit before he could list his favorite books and plays this year. I was so looking forward to the list from this now legendary connoisseur of the arts.
Trump is a natural at getting dumber each day - he makes it look so easy.
You have to admire his Benjamin Buttons intellect.
You have to admire his Benjamin Buttons intellect.
December 10, 2025 at 1:40 AM
Trump is a natural at getting dumber each day - he makes it look so easy.
You have to admire his Benjamin Buttons intellect.
You have to admire his Benjamin Buttons intellect.
Trump was the inspiration for the character in the card game in the movie Stripes, where John Candy helps him bet.
December 9, 2025 at 2:43 PM
Trump was the inspiration for the character in the card game in the movie Stripes, where John Candy helps him bet.
They all know universal health care works fine in other countries and Medicare for all would work and halve the US's health care costs, but they are beholden to the insurance lobby.
December 9, 2025 at 2:30 PM
They all know universal health care works fine in other countries and Medicare for all would work and halve the US's health care costs, but they are beholden to the insurance lobby.
When the majority of Supreme Court Justices are both deeply flawed and deeply partisan, it's a recipe for disaster.
December 9, 2025 at 7:06 AM
When the majority of Supreme Court Justices are both deeply flawed and deeply partisan, it's a recipe for disaster.
It is both tragic and unsurprising how so many people were so willing to act out their racist desires and treat people in their own country so terribly.
December 9, 2025 at 7:02 AM
It is both tragic and unsurprising how so many people were so willing to act out their racist desires and treat people in their own country so terribly.
Put up an orange statue of him, but make it out of something* that melts each day - like the Nazi who melts in Raiders of the Lost Ark but with Old Faithful regularity.
*environmentally-friendly of course.
*environmentally-friendly of course.
December 8, 2025 at 2:23 AM
Put up an orange statue of him, but make it out of something* that melts each day - like the Nazi who melts in Raiders of the Lost Ark but with Old Faithful regularity.
*environmentally-friendly of course.
*environmentally-friendly of course.
To be fair, trump is tall, but cheetos are mostly air.
December 6, 2025 at 2:34 AM
To be fair, trump is tall, but cheetos are mostly air.
Of course they had to ask Stephen Miller what to do, so trump told an intern to go downstairs and knock on Stephen's coffin. He was so mad his sleep was disturbed, he screamed, 'just delete it!' - then he killed and ate the intern.
December 6, 2025 at 2:31 AM
Of course they had to ask Stephen Miller what to do, so trump told an intern to go downstairs and knock on Stephen's coffin. He was so mad his sleep was disturbed, he screamed, 'just delete it!' - then he killed and ate the intern.
Wait, do you mean to tell me that if you put people in charge of the cookie jar's location, they'll put it somewhere where they can easily reach it?
Is that what you're telling me?!
Is that what you're telling me?!
December 5, 2025 at 11:50 PM
Wait, do you mean to tell me that if you put people in charge of the cookie jar's location, they'll put it somewhere where they can easily reach it?
Is that what you're telling me?!
Is that what you're telling me?!
To be fair, the chicken truck tariff was an eggcellent idea at the time.
December 5, 2025 at 9:53 PM
To be fair, the chicken truck tariff was an eggcellent idea at the time.