CosmicYoYo
@cosmicyoyo.bsky.social
Funny stuff, music, books, Sci-Fi, horticulture, random shit to vent about. Portland area.
-Bluegrass, Punk, Funk, JamBand, Country, Blues, Jazz, Metal, Tom Waits, Floater, String Cheese, WEEN & Cosmic Country.
I can drink your grandma under the table🪤🗡🛁⚱️🪦
-Bluegrass, Punk, Funk, JamBand, Country, Blues, Jazz, Metal, Tom Waits, Floater, String Cheese, WEEN & Cosmic Country.
I can drink your grandma under the table🪤🗡🛁⚱️🪦
Pinned
Futurama - 30 Random Jokes to get you through November
YouTube video by Wii DuB
youtu.be
'Nuff bullshit. Funny stuff matters.
youtu.be/Zp7lAKpc8rM?...
youtu.be/Zp7lAKpc8rM?...
I'm done for awile. It's not healthy for me to be on any social pages. Ive got enuf problems.
My other page is #VolunteerCommunity if you wanna check it out. It's more possitive.
-Later Gators
My other page is #VolunteerCommunity if you wanna check it out. It's more possitive.
-Later Gators
November 10, 2025 at 11:31 AM
I'm done for awile. It's not healthy for me to be on any social pages. Ive got enuf problems.
My other page is #VolunteerCommunity if you wanna check it out. It's more possitive.
-Later Gators
My other page is #VolunteerCommunity if you wanna check it out. It's more possitive.
-Later Gators
Reposted by CosmicYoYo
The ex came over and left me with a horrible groin injury that extended from my legs up to my stomach and lower back and I was in pain for a week and could barely work or take a dump.
-But I wasnt stressed for a couple days.
-But I wasnt stressed for a couple days.
November 10, 2025 at 10:59 AM
The ex came over and left me with a horrible groin injury that extended from my legs up to my stomach and lower back and I was in pain for a week and could barely work or take a dump.
-But I wasnt stressed for a couple days.
-But I wasnt stressed for a couple days.
So in America Capitalists are waiting in "bread lines" for food and always have.
-Wait? I thought only "Commies" and Socialists waited in 'bread lines'?
-Wait? I thought only "Commies" and Socialists waited in 'bread lines'?
November 10, 2025 at 10:39 AM
So in America Capitalists are waiting in "bread lines" for food and always have.
-Wait? I thought only "Commies" and Socialists waited in 'bread lines'?
-Wait? I thought only "Commies" and Socialists waited in 'bread lines'?
#DanielDonato'sCosmicCountry w/Bill Nersh from #StringCheeseIncident in Denver the other day. This guy 'Todd' musta recorded it so thanks to 'Todd'.
youtu.be/C7tax4XTXS8?...
youtu.be/C7tax4XTXS8?...
Daniel Donato’s Cosmic Country “Outside And Inside” 11/08/25 Denver, CO (First Time Played - SCI)
YouTube video by Todd Norris
youtu.be
November 10, 2025 at 8:50 AM
#DanielDonato'sCosmicCountry w/Bill Nersh from #StringCheeseIncident in Denver the other day. This guy 'Todd' musta recorded it so thanks to 'Todd'.
youtu.be/C7tax4XTXS8?...
youtu.be/C7tax4XTXS8?...
Was once longest running sitcom in the US with 11 hillarious seasons and will always make you laugh!
-Jah bless Married With Children, lol.
-On HULU or order 11 seasons on dvd for the library when they turn they internet off and we go living in the 90's. Lol!!!🤪
youtu.be/ECOs4lBYRts?...
-Jah bless Married With Children, lol.
-On HULU or order 11 seasons on dvd for the library when they turn they internet off and we go living in the 90's. Lol!!!🤪
youtu.be/ECOs4lBYRts?...
Al Gets Visited By Aliens | Married With Children
YouTube video by Married with Children
youtu.be
November 10, 2025 at 8:21 AM
Was once longest running sitcom in the US with 11 hillarious seasons and will always make you laugh!
-Jah bless Married With Children, lol.
-On HULU or order 11 seasons on dvd for the library when they turn they internet off and we go living in the 90's. Lol!!!🤪
youtu.be/ECOs4lBYRts?...
-Jah bless Married With Children, lol.
-On HULU or order 11 seasons on dvd for the library when they turn they internet off and we go living in the 90's. Lol!!!🤪
youtu.be/ECOs4lBYRts?...
I'm actually a real sweet guy. But not today.💫💫💫💫💫💫💫💫💫💫💫💫💫
November 10, 2025 at 8:16 AM
I'm actually a real sweet guy. But not today.💫💫💫💫💫💫💫💫💫💫💫💫💫
Honestly. The USA did the exact same shit in Vietnam, Cambodia, Laos("Beers for ears.")....and waaaay worse in Korea in the 50's murdering roughly 25% of the human population bombing civilian cities, dams, farms and all industry creating starvation and disease.
www.theguardian.com/world/2025/n...
www.theguardian.com/world/2025/n...
Israeli soldiers speak out on killings of Gaza civilians
IDF soldiers tell documentary of opening fire unprovoked and arbitrary designations of who was an enemy
www.theguardian.com
November 10, 2025 at 8:02 AM
Honestly. The USA did the exact same shit in Vietnam, Cambodia, Laos("Beers for ears.")....and waaaay worse in Korea in the 50's murdering roughly 25% of the human population bombing civilian cities, dams, farms and all industry creating starvation and disease.
www.theguardian.com/world/2025/n...
www.theguardian.com/world/2025/n...
"We don't like to use the word 'insane'. We prefer 'mentally hillarious'."
November 10, 2025 at 7:50 AM
"We don't like to use the word 'insane'. We prefer 'mentally hillarious'."
There's nothing wrong with knocking the shit out of your local asshole politician for voting against the people.
(Don't you Even f'n complain about this post.)
(Don't you Even f'n complain about this post.)
November 10, 2025 at 7:29 AM
There's nothing wrong with knocking the shit out of your local asshole politician for voting against the people.
(Don't you Even f'n complain about this post.)
(Don't you Even f'n complain about this post.)
Holiday shut fown, food stamps, air travel, tariffs, violence, mass theft etc.
-Everything these asshole's are doing is designed to make us fear and worry as we are being tormented so the assholes can rip us all off. Don't fall for it and don't give in for shit!
-And if you see ice...Floor It!
-Everything these asshole's are doing is designed to make us fear and worry as we are being tormented so the assholes can rip us all off. Don't fall for it and don't give in for shit!
-And if you see ice...Floor It!
November 10, 2025 at 2:43 AM
Holiday shut fown, food stamps, air travel, tariffs, violence, mass theft etc.
-Everything these asshole's are doing is designed to make us fear and worry as we are being tormented so the assholes can rip us all off. Don't fall for it and don't give in for shit!
-And if you see ice...Floor It!
-Everything these asshole's are doing is designed to make us fear and worry as we are being tormented so the assholes can rip us all off. Don't fall for it and don't give in for shit!
-And if you see ice...Floor It!
Yet another ripping Spafford set. They're bio is very simple.
It says, "We jam."
-Enough said.
They just released two Venice Beach shows as well that look pretty rad!
#JamBand #Bandcamp #FreeMusic #Spafford #LiveMusic
spaffordmusic.bandcamp.com/album/live-a...
It says, "We jam."
-Enough said.
They just released two Venice Beach shows as well that look pretty rad!
#JamBand #Bandcamp #FreeMusic #Spafford #LiveMusic
spaffordmusic.bandcamp.com/album/live-a...
Live at The Orpheum Theater | 11-07-25 | Flagstaff, AZ, by Spafford
15 track album
spaffordmusic.bandcamp.com
November 9, 2025 at 5:20 AM
Yet another ripping Spafford set. They're bio is very simple.
It says, "We jam."
-Enough said.
They just released two Venice Beach shows as well that look pretty rad!
#JamBand #Bandcamp #FreeMusic #Spafford #LiveMusic
spaffordmusic.bandcamp.com/album/live-a...
It says, "We jam."
-Enough said.
They just released two Venice Beach shows as well that look pretty rad!
#JamBand #Bandcamp #FreeMusic #Spafford #LiveMusic
spaffordmusic.bandcamp.com/album/live-a...
How ya 'Dern!?
-The Hulaween live sets from Live Oak, FL. have been dripping out all week. Cosmic Country came out swinging! The Goose set and others are here, too!
#Bandcamp #LiveMusic #FreeMusic #Hulaween #JamBand
danieldonato.bandcamp.com/album/live-o...
-The Hulaween live sets from Live Oak, FL. have been dripping out all week. Cosmic Country came out swinging! The Goose set and others are here, too!
#Bandcamp #LiveMusic #FreeMusic #Hulaween #JamBand
danieldonato.bandcamp.com/album/live-o...
Live Oak, Florida (2025-11-02), by Daniel Donato's Cosmic Country
14 track album
danieldonato.bandcamp.com
November 9, 2025 at 5:13 AM
How ya 'Dern!?
-The Hulaween live sets from Live Oak, FL. have been dripping out all week. Cosmic Country came out swinging! The Goose set and others are here, too!
#Bandcamp #LiveMusic #FreeMusic #Hulaween #JamBand
danieldonato.bandcamp.com/album/live-o...
-The Hulaween live sets from Live Oak, FL. have been dripping out all week. Cosmic Country came out swinging! The Goose set and others are here, too!
#Bandcamp #LiveMusic #FreeMusic #Hulaween #JamBand
danieldonato.bandcamp.com/album/live-o...
Puffin' a bowl. Got my 1990's dvd player rolling and the good 'ol 21in. color boob tube t.v. Damn tv is 30yrs old.
-I miss the 90's, dude.
-I miss the 90's, dude.
November 9, 2025 at 2:22 AM
Puffin' a bowl. Got my 1990's dvd player rolling and the good 'ol 21in. color boob tube t.v. Damn tv is 30yrs old.
-I miss the 90's, dude.
-I miss the 90's, dude.
Nothing new to me but Check out the label on this hemp seed oil. Omega galore.
Obviously vegan and No cancer causing ocean fish toxins either.
-This should be advertised on TV. Grown in Canada cause America sucks.
Obviously vegan and No cancer causing ocean fish toxins either.
-This should be advertised on TV. Grown in Canada cause America sucks.
November 9, 2025 at 2:17 AM
Nothing new to me but Check out the label on this hemp seed oil. Omega galore.
Obviously vegan and No cancer causing ocean fish toxins either.
-This should be advertised on TV. Grown in Canada cause America sucks.
Obviously vegan and No cancer causing ocean fish toxins either.
-This should be advertised on TV. Grown in Canada cause America sucks.
Portland Stays Strong Together!
God Bless The Frogs
🌟🌞🌟🌞🌟🌞🌟🌞🌟🌞
-The fake news trump fucks have been officially exposed! And as the world already knows trumps entire life is just a heaping steamy pile of bullshit lies.
www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...
God Bless The Frogs
🌟🌞🌟🌞🌟🌞🌟🌞🌟🌞
-The fake news trump fucks have been officially exposed! And as the world already knows trumps entire life is just a heaping steamy pile of bullshit lies.
www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...
‘Huge victory’ in Portland as judge’s final order bars Trump from sending national guard
Karin Immergut said earlier she ‘found no credible evidence’ that protests in Oregon city were out of control
www.theguardian.com
November 9, 2025 at 2:04 AM
Portland Stays Strong Together!
God Bless The Frogs
🌟🌞🌟🌞🌟🌞🌟🌞🌟🌞
-The fake news trump fucks have been officially exposed! And as the world already knows trumps entire life is just a heaping steamy pile of bullshit lies.
www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...
God Bless The Frogs
🌟🌞🌟🌞🌟🌞🌟🌞🌟🌞
-The fake news trump fucks have been officially exposed! And as the world already knows trumps entire life is just a heaping steamy pile of bullshit lies.
www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...
Reposted by CosmicYoYo
Its right here.
www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...
www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...
Border patrol chief reprimanded for lying claims shots were fired at immigration officers in Chicago
Gregory Bovino was called out by a judge only two days earlier for lying about being assaulted by a protester
www.theguardian.com
November 9, 2025 at 1:56 AM
Its right here.
www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...
www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...
This would be hillarious😂
youtu.be/fFn0llYqM8w?...
youtu.be/fFn0llYqM8w?...
Deuce Bigalow - Tourette Syndrome
YouTube video by Hoody
youtu.be
November 8, 2025 at 6:52 PM
This would be hillarious😂
youtu.be/fFn0llYqM8w?...
youtu.be/fFn0llYqM8w?...
I'm talkin' 'bout your penis......🌞😂
youtu.be/m28qpUXbFpA?...
youtu.be/m28qpUXbFpA?...
Office Flirt - Saturday Night Live
YouTube video by Saturday Night Live
youtu.be
November 8, 2025 at 6:50 PM
I'm talkin' 'bout your penis......🌞😂
youtu.be/m28qpUXbFpA?...
youtu.be/m28qpUXbFpA?...
'Nuff bullshit. Funny stuff matters.
youtu.be/Zp7lAKpc8rM?...
youtu.be/Zp7lAKpc8rM?...
Futurama - 30 Random Jokes to get you through November
YouTube video by Wii DuB
youtu.be
November 8, 2025 at 6:21 PM
'Nuff bullshit. Funny stuff matters.
youtu.be/Zp7lAKpc8rM?...
youtu.be/Zp7lAKpc8rM?...
AOC explaining why and what Greene is doing with her speech against the right and why it is just Greene doing personal politics. Shocker: Greene is still a racist c*nt. Just playing to the votes cause she wants a Senate seat in Florida.
youtu.be/236Crg9DKr0?...
youtu.be/236Crg9DKr0?...
WATCH: AOC SPILLS THE TEA On Marjorie Greene's Political Switch-Up
YouTube video by TYT Investigates
youtu.be
November 8, 2025 at 5:27 PM
AOC explaining why and what Greene is doing with her speech against the right and why it is just Greene doing personal politics. Shocker: Greene is still a racist c*nt. Just playing to the votes cause she wants a Senate seat in Florida.
youtu.be/236Crg9DKr0?...
youtu.be/236Crg9DKr0?...
I've excepted that my long hair is falling out. Maybe just dread it or braid it so it holds together until it all falls off at once in maybe 10 to 15 years.
Yep, plan of attack.
Yep, plan of attack.
November 8, 2025 at 5:10 PM
I've excepted that my long hair is falling out. Maybe just dread it or braid it so it holds together until it all falls off at once in maybe 10 to 15 years.
Yep, plan of attack.
Yep, plan of attack.
Drunk DHS fuck head busted drunk driving and shoved into a cop car while saying, 'Where's my kids?"
-I love it! How does it feel asshole! Fuck the DHS and they're nazi loving wives.
youtu.be/nU-jiN1U26o?...
-I love it! How does it feel asshole! Fuck the DHS and they're nazi loving wives.
youtu.be/nU-jiN1U26o?...
ICE agent erupts after black officer stops him for DUI
YouTube video by The Independent
youtu.be
November 7, 2025 at 9:07 PM
Drunk DHS fuck head busted drunk driving and shoved into a cop car while saying, 'Where's my kids?"
-I love it! How does it feel asshole! Fuck the DHS and they're nazi loving wives.
youtu.be/nU-jiN1U26o?...
-I love it! How does it feel asshole! Fuck the DHS and they're nazi loving wives.
youtu.be/nU-jiN1U26o?...