Cosmic Raise
@cosmicraise.bsky.social
Board certified douche canoe; fully accredited jackwad
DMs open, I said with completely unwarranted optimism
DMs open, I said with completely unwarranted optimism
Two now, a business jet almost flew right into a US tanker.
December 17, 2025 at 3:26 AM
Two now, a business jet almost flew right into a US tanker.
Missionary is underrated IMO
December 16, 2025 at 11:38 PM
Missionary is underrated IMO
“You should go where the assholes are”
Uhhh, no thanks
Uhhh, no thanks
December 16, 2025 at 1:53 AM
“You should go where the assholes are”
Uhhh, no thanks
Uhhh, no thanks
This feels timely
December 16, 2025 at 1:44 AM
This feels timely
I reference this quote any time someone says “El Niño” and no one ever knows it.
December 15, 2025 at 12:42 AM
I reference this quote any time someone says “El Niño” and no one ever knows it.
The Big Lebowski. HATED it. (dons flame suit)
December 15, 2025 at 12:41 AM
The Big Lebowski. HATED it. (dons flame suit)
If he’s REALLY good, let it slide.
December 14, 2025 at 1:46 AM
If he’s REALLY good, let it slide.
I GOT THE 69TH LIKE
December 13, 2025 at 2:30 AM
I GOT THE 69TH LIKE
You fill out the form and forget about it, then one day, a magical little check for $12.52 shows up in your mailbox 🥰
December 12, 2025 at 4:59 AM
You fill out the form and forget about it, then one day, a magical little check for $12.52 shows up in your mailbox 🥰
Boobs. Just boobs. ( . )( . )
December 10, 2025 at 11:37 PM
Boobs. Just boobs. ( . )( . )
Caring is hard, but it’s also a sign of a quality human being.
“Unless someone like you cares a whole awful lot, nothing is going to get better; it’s not”
“Unless someone like you cares a whole awful lot, nothing is going to get better; it’s not”
December 10, 2025 at 8:39 PM
Caring is hard, but it’s also a sign of a quality human being.
“Unless someone like you cares a whole awful lot, nothing is going to get better; it’s not”
“Unless someone like you cares a whole awful lot, nothing is going to get better; it’s not”
P lrigwoc N D 3 2 L
December 10, 2025 at 1:11 AM
P lrigwoc N D 3 2 L
Someone definitely did 😏
December 10, 2025 at 1:09 AM
Someone definitely did 😏
Took me a second 😂
December 10, 2025 at 12:46 AM
Took me a second 😂
Elmo continuing to put to rest the idea that rich people are rich because they are smart.
December 9, 2025 at 9:22 AM
Elmo continuing to put to rest the idea that rich people are rich because they are smart.
The “bu-down down” riff?
December 9, 2025 at 4:23 AM
The “bu-down down” riff?
That’s really the key, the mounting height. My car has nice bright LEDs, but because it’s a car and not an urban assault vehicle/SUV, they sit nice and low and don’t blind anyone.
December 9, 2025 at 4:20 AM
That’s really the key, the mounting height. My car has nice bright LEDs, but because it’s a car and not an urban assault vehicle/SUV, they sit nice and low and don’t blind anyone.
I paid him to say that. Worth it.
December 9, 2025 at 2:17 AM
I paid him to say that. Worth it.
I caught it right away 😂
December 9, 2025 at 2:16 AM
I caught it right away 😂
I’ll gladly give this a shot, I just can’t promise I won’t lose my balance and fall on you 😐
December 9, 2025 at 2:14 AM
I’ll gladly give this a shot, I just can’t promise I won’t lose my balance and fall on you 😐
The very concept of masculinity is broken in America.
December 7, 2025 at 4:52 PM
The very concept of masculinity is broken in America.
Great OG song, worth a spin
OMNIUM GATHERUM - The Unknowing (official video)
"The Unknowing" - taken from the new OMNIUM GATHERUM album "Beyond" - out now on Lifeforce Records. Get the album here: https://omniumgatherum.bandcamp.com http://www.lifeforcerecords.com Video directed and edited by Olli-Pekka Lappalainen. Director of photography, Tapio Aulu
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December 7, 2025 at 6:14 AM
Great OG song, worth a spin
Omnium Gatherum is my main jam nowadays. Insomnium, Scar Symmetry, Soilwork, Arch Enemy, In Flames, At the Gates, etc etc
December 7, 2025 at 1:12 AM
Omnium Gatherum is my main jam nowadays. Insomnium, Scar Symmetry, Soilwork, Arch Enemy, In Flames, At the Gates, etc etc
European metal 🤘
December 7, 2025 at 12:50 AM
European metal 🤘