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Cory 🦡
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Hello Friends!

Proud Father
Proud Husband
Proud Wisconsinite

(he/him)
Penn Comonwealther*
January 26, 2026 at 3:00 AM
This guy is such a dipshit. Came to our door in 2020, I opened the door with a mask on. He said something along the lines of “I’m your representative Glen…”. Then just wandered off my stoop. Presumably, he saw my mask and figured he had no chance of getting my vote.
January 23, 2026 at 3:20 AM
Haha. Like Chase Utley to the Dodgers.
January 22, 2026 at 5:13 PM
You need to Mr. 3000 that shit and get her to 200k.
January 22, 2026 at 5:06 PM
Water pump developed a significant leak in a 90 degree day. I had to drive it 5 miles to my mechanic with the heat cranked to the max to get as much heat off the engine as possible. I miss Dory she was a trooper.
January 22, 2026 at 5:01 PM
Dinelson Lamet
January 22, 2026 at 4:43 AM
This Competitive window has been open since 2017 because this is the type of move they make.
January 22, 2026 at 2:49 AM
Exactly, they haven’t had any revenue certainty from their TV deal since what? 2022?
January 22, 2026 at 2:44 AM
Wisconsinite checking in, may I join you? That spread looks tasty.
January 21, 2026 at 1:33 PM
And JJ Watt
January 20, 2026 at 2:07 AM
Geldkaput.
January 19, 2026 at 7:33 PM
Reposted by Cory 🦡
I wear these ice fishing, they are game changers in slick conditions. Put these on, and they’ll think they’re chasing Barry Sanders.
December 5, 2025 at 2:46 AM
Matt Flynn Game™️ mentioned!!!*

*I think
January 15, 2026 at 3:54 PM
Idk if it’s universal, but to this day when the dude friends get together it’s very likely that someone is going to say “That little guy? I wouldn’t worry about that little guy.”
January 9, 2026 at 3:43 PM
“I Brake for Brunettes” is a fun one.
January 8, 2026 at 4:22 PM
Sladek hasn’t and that’s what truly makes him amazing.
January 8, 2026 at 4:18 PM
It’s cold outside and don’t want them to get chilly.
January 5, 2026 at 4:55 PM
They also did this to the Ravens in 2024 Week 2. Confounding.
January 5, 2026 at 4:41 PM
Go Pack Go!
a man in a car with the words we 're gonna do our best
Alt: a man in a car with the words we 're gonna do our best
media.tenor.com
January 4, 2026 at 6:25 PM
@dieworkwear.bsky.social could you help me understand these boots or shoes? You would think a deacon would have better footwear.
January 3, 2026 at 5:45 AM
Stand with the donkey, brother.
January 2, 2026 at 2:38 AM