HelveticaPickles
@corsivapickles.bsky.social
Just a nerd nerdin' around. Definitely at least 30 years old enough. they/them
Also, random, niche font jokes, apparently.
Also, random, niche font jokes, apparently.
I flit in and out like a feral parrot who wants to be domesticated but can't quite manage to do it consistently because HANDS and SOUNDS and EXPECTATIONS are a LOT.
...Or maybe I'm more like a cat. I wander in and out, participating a lot or a little, then disappear for a bit. Repeat ad nauseum.
...Or maybe I'm more like a cat. I wander in and out, participating a lot or a little, then disappear for a bit. Repeat ad nauseum.
November 24, 2025 at 6:00 PM
I flit in and out like a feral parrot who wants to be domesticated but can't quite manage to do it consistently because HANDS and SOUNDS and EXPECTATIONS are a LOT.
...Or maybe I'm more like a cat. I wander in and out, participating a lot or a little, then disappear for a bit. Repeat ad nauseum.
...Or maybe I'm more like a cat. I wander in and out, participating a lot or a little, then disappear for a bit. Repeat ad nauseum.
Creampuff, Andromeda, Portia
November 24, 2025 at 3:51 PM
Creampuff, Andromeda, Portia
I used to work in the industry and I've been telling people this whole time that early 2026 is the most likely earliest release date possible given everything that needed to happen between shooting and final product. Anytime between January & July 2026 is realistic.
November 24, 2025 at 12:03 PM
I used to work in the industry and I've been telling people this whole time that early 2026 is the most likely earliest release date possible given everything that needed to happen between shooting and final product. Anytime between January & July 2026 is realistic.
You weren't wrong...but that probably wouldn't narrow down his body of work much...
"Suggestive Michael Sheen" is basically his default state, isn't it?
"Suggestive Michael Sheen" is basically his default state, isn't it?
November 24, 2025 at 3:21 AM
You weren't wrong...but that probably wouldn't narrow down his body of work much...
"Suggestive Michael Sheen" is basically his default state, isn't it?
"Suggestive Michael Sheen" is basically his default state, isn't it?
Yep. "Ah, creativity time? MUST. PANIC. MORE." Wtf, brain
November 23, 2025 at 5:31 PM
Yep. "Ah, creativity time? MUST. PANIC. MORE." Wtf, brain
OMG, screw you and your amazing ability to make me cry, you magnificent bastard!
November 23, 2025 at 4:42 PM
OMG, screw you and your amazing ability to make me cry, you magnificent bastard!
Also, well, the state of *gestures at the US in general* isn't helping.
November 23, 2025 at 4:40 PM
Also, well, the state of *gestures at the US in general* isn't helping.
He's always prepared to go medieval on thine arse.
November 21, 2025 at 9:04 PM
He's always prepared to go medieval on thine arse.
No joke, it's a therapy technique I use when I ABSOLUTELY have to move toxic stress out of my body because it's making me sick.
Of course, that requires access to woods where people can't hear you screaming easily, but, yeah.
Maybe screaming into a pillow and beating *that* with a bat?
Of course, that requires access to woods where people can't hear you screaming easily, but, yeah.
Maybe screaming into a pillow and beating *that* with a bat?
November 21, 2025 at 8:00 PM
No joke, it's a therapy technique I use when I ABSOLUTELY have to move toxic stress out of my body because it's making me sick.
Of course, that requires access to woods where people can't hear you screaming easily, but, yeah.
Maybe screaming into a pillow and beating *that* with a bat?
Of course, that requires access to woods where people can't hear you screaming easily, but, yeah.
Maybe screaming into a pillow and beating *that* with a bat?
All else fails, take a plastic wiffle bat out into the forest & beat a tree with it while screaming your head off. Scream every awful curse word & stressful thought. Rage at the tree. You can't hurt the tree or yourself with a plastic wiffle bat, but the swinging motion & strike feedback is 👍.
November 21, 2025 at 7:56 PM
All else fails, take a plastic wiffle bat out into the forest & beat a tree with it while screaming your head off. Scream every awful curse word & stressful thought. Rage at the tree. You can't hurt the tree or yourself with a plastic wiffle bat, but the swinging motion & strike feedback is 👍.
Do you have access to a playground swing set? Some joyously-aggressive swinging can be nice. It feels cathartic to kick off the ground as hard as you want to.
Scream-singing to "Let the Bodies Hit the Floor" or similar in the car is good.
Scream-singing to "Let the Bodies Hit the Floor" or similar in the car is good.
November 21, 2025 at 7:54 PM
Do you have access to a playground swing set? Some joyously-aggressive swinging can be nice. It feels cathartic to kick off the ground as hard as you want to.
Scream-singing to "Let the Bodies Hit the Floor" or similar in the car is good.
Scream-singing to "Let the Bodies Hit the Floor" or similar in the car is good.
Whoo Glenn The Pigeon GIF
ALT: Whoo Glenn The Pigeon GIF
media.tenor.com
November 20, 2025 at 3:34 PM
POR QUE?????!!!!
a man in a bow tie is talking to another man in a suit
ALT: a man in a bow tie is talking to another man in a suit
media.tenor.com
November 19, 2025 at 10:50 PM
POR QUE?????!!!!
... I believe there are companies who make custom-shaped pasta for anyone with the $...
November 19, 2025 at 9:39 PM
... I believe there are companies who make custom-shaped pasta for anyone with the $...
Are they vanta black so that your nails look like disconcertingly cool voids?
November 18, 2025 at 9:26 PM
Are they vanta black so that your nails look like disconcertingly cool voids?
Oh fuuuuuuuuuck
Now I'm extra curious
Now I'm extra curious
November 18, 2025 at 2:39 AM
Oh fuuuuuuuuuck
Now I'm extra curious
Now I'm extra curious