Hi. How are you? It's been a while, hasn't it? How have you been? Life treating you well? I hope so!

It's my birthday today, hurray!

Hey, how are you? Doing well? Good! How's the fam? No fam? Damn. Do you come here often? Me too! Wanna hang out?

Yes, I am not dead. :)

I don't typically post stuff like this, but, hey! I'm looking to start some potential roleplays here. If anyone's interested, hmu. Some rules first:

- I'm a narrative roleplayer
- NO MINORS
- Adult content is allowed (18+ obviously)
- I like discussing things before jumping in
- No one-liners

Hey, you. Yes, you, reading this. Don't forget that you're special, awesome, and wonderful in every way. No matter what people say about you, remember that you matter to lots of people. ❤️Idk who this is for, but I hope it cheers someone up at least.

To all artists...I think you're doing something wrong. You should do this instead to earn millions. This tapped banana sold for $6 Million at an auction today...I'm going to superglue a watermelon to my bed frame and auction it, zamb!

I have been introduced to Happy Wheels and HOLY CRAP! I've never laughed so hard as when I played it yesterday. How did I not try this before????

Happy birthday to me, Yay.
Also, first Bluesky post.