Tom
@cornypastiche.bsky.social
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Location: Merseyside, UK.
Birthday: Mid-October.
Contact: https://linktr.ee/cornypastiche
Location: Merseyside, UK.
Birthday: Mid-October.
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With all the chunky knitwear at the top of the episode I thought he was aiming for stage hypnotist...
February 2, 2026 at 10:19 PM
With all the chunky knitwear at the top of the episode I thought he was aiming for stage hypnotist...
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Had the exact same feeling! ❤️ bsky.app/profile/char...
I did not have ‘be emotionally compromised by PULP doing an ABBA cover’ on my bingo list this morning.
But here we are, absolutely lovely! ❤️
But here we are, absolutely lovely! ❤️
February 2, 2026 at 11:59 AM
Had the exact same feeling! ❤️ bsky.app/profile/char...
I've just stumbled across it on YouTube and remembered you mentioned it this morning and quite frankly it's so amazing I'm moist... Jarvis is a genius.
February 2, 2026 at 10:25 PM
I've just stumbled across it on YouTube and remembered you mentioned it this morning and quite frankly it's so amazing I'm moist... Jarvis is a genius.
Pairs up with his Adult Incontinence trousers... "Shatner Pants". 🤣
January 31, 2026 at 4:32 PM
Pairs up with his Adult Incontinence trousers... "Shatner Pants". 🤣
It's what Dr Who fans exclaim when they orgasm 😜🤣
January 30, 2026 at 1:32 PM
It's what Dr Who fans exclaim when they orgasm 😜🤣
And the answer is... emea01.safelinks.protection.outlook.com?url=https%3A...
Piastre - Wikipedia
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January 28, 2026 at 7:59 PM
And the answer is... emea01.safelinks.protection.outlook.com?url=https%3A...
That's a fab pattern on the lounger seat. I'd love that for my interiors.
January 28, 2026 at 1:20 PM
That's a fab pattern on the lounger seat. I'd love that for my interiors.
I'm baffled. But no change there then. 🤣
January 28, 2026 at 1:18 PM
I'm baffled. But no change there then. 🤣
Oh. This Thursday. Sorry, skint. Payday isn't until Friday. Might ask if future meals can be on the first week of the month.
January 28, 2026 at 1:17 PM
Oh. This Thursday. Sorry, skint. Payday isn't until Friday. Might ask if future meals can be on the first week of the month.
😜Ah right, of course 🤣
January 28, 2026 at 8:20 AM
😜Ah right, of course 🤣