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When he brags about being a big game hunter but he's never even killed himself.
November 1, 2025 at 7:05 PM
When he brags about being a big game hunter but he's never even killed himself.
Sometimes I save gift ideas for a future where they will actually be appreciated
October 31, 2025 at 12:38 AM
Sometimes I save gift ideas for a future where they will actually be appreciated
I am the type of delusional that thinks I can learn multiple languages if I just watch enough videos.
October 29, 2025 at 3:47 AM
I am the type of delusional that thinks I can learn multiple languages if I just watch enough videos.
Idk why October likes to beef with me when I love her so much
October 22, 2025 at 12:01 AM
Idk why October likes to beef with me when I love her so much
The worst part about authoritarian dictatorship is i just need to say a lot of nonsense so I don't freak out on a random Thursday.
October 18, 2025 at 4:12 AM
The worst part about authoritarian dictatorship is i just need to say a lot of nonsense so I don't freak out on a random Thursday.
Bro you ever been so excited while drinking a can of carbonated water that you got your septum piercing stuck on the soda tab?
Me neither.
Me neither.
October 18, 2025 at 4:11 AM
Bro you ever been so excited while drinking a can of carbonated water that you got your septum piercing stuck on the soda tab?
Me neither.
Me neither.
the first school shooting Republicans will care about
September 11, 2025 at 1:32 AM
the first school shooting Republicans will care about
After wearing large toe-box shoes for three months, I can see my feet reverting to their natural shape, and my feet don't hurt every single day anymore.
July 13, 2025 at 7:19 PM
After wearing large toe-box shoes for three months, I can see my feet reverting to their natural shape, and my feet don't hurt every single day anymore.
peach crumble in the oven let's go
May 26, 2025 at 10:22 PM
peach crumble in the oven let's go
Scammers bout to get FTC'd. Told him it was funny he was using OSINT given it can be highly inaccurate, he told me I better have two forms of ID when he rolls up, pretending he works for the state of Texas. Hilarious tell, given castle law.
May 22, 2025 at 11:44 PM
Scammers bout to get FTC'd. Told him it was funny he was using OSINT given it can be highly inaccurate, he told me I better have two forms of ID when he rolls up, pretending he works for the state of Texas. Hilarious tell, given castle law.
I had a dream I was dating Hassan Piker and we just cuddled with a dog and hung out.
May 19, 2025 at 4:07 PM
I had a dream I was dating Hassan Piker and we just cuddled with a dog and hung out.
The only time i will celebrate living in a deep-red territory--these folks aren't ready for supply shortage. They aren't preparing.
May 3, 2025 at 8:20 PM
The only time i will celebrate living in a deep-red territory--these folks aren't ready for supply shortage. They aren't preparing.
Fibromayalga is my top enemy.
May 1, 2025 at 12:15 PM
Fibromayalga is my top enemy.
My whole area is flooding, with more rain coming. We've got valleys taking the brunt of the water, thank goodness.
April 5, 2025 at 4:58 PM
My whole area is flooding, with more rain coming. We've got valleys taking the brunt of the water, thank goodness.
Sometimes you need to remind yourself who the fuck you are.
April 4, 2025 at 1:29 AM
Sometimes you need to remind yourself who the fuck you are.
Wow Donald Trump looks like shit.
April 2, 2025 at 9:13 PM
Wow Donald Trump looks like shit.
I hate having super vivid nightmares. But hey, if anybody finds a dead girl, check her teeth for skin residue and her back for carpet fibers. Should point you to a hotel room with the bathroom on the left-hand side of the room.
March 26, 2025 at 12:28 PM
I hate having super vivid nightmares. But hey, if anybody finds a dead girl, check her teeth for skin residue and her back for carpet fibers. Should point you to a hotel room with the bathroom on the left-hand side of the room.
People dropping 1k on sport memorabilia like we aren't in a recession
March 25, 2025 at 7:29 PM
People dropping 1k on sport memorabilia like we aren't in a recession
It's in our nature to want to forget truths that keep us awake at night. -Ignacio Rivas
March 23, 2025 at 6:51 PM
It's in our nature to want to forget truths that keep us awake at night. -Ignacio Rivas
First time playing New Vegas.
March 23, 2025 at 5:30 PM
First time playing New Vegas.
Fever is still going strong.
March 16, 2025 at 1:11 PM
Fever is still going strong.
Fever is up to 103.3
March 15, 2025 at 8:33 PM
Fever is up to 103.3
I woke up from a dream where I was holding my cat that has passed, to projectile vomming all over the bathroom. I'm already sick. Can't my brain not also break my fucking heart as well?
March 15, 2025 at 11:26 AM
I woke up from a dream where I was holding my cat that has passed, to projectile vomming all over the bathroom. I'm already sick. Can't my brain not also break my fucking heart as well?
I'm so tired of all this.
March 13, 2025 at 1:38 PM
I'm so tired of all this.
Companies should be required to provide paid sick time.
March 11, 2025 at 5:13 PM
Companies should be required to provide paid sick time.