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Flipsus il Dipsus
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Seattle-area, may be a goat, he/they (enby newbie), poly/pan demi mess. Was nowhere near the scene of the crime stop asking
The pressures of a conformist society? Lack of education on the topic? An overwhelming need to punish oneself to atone for self-perceived sins?

Nah it's cause they aren't a cool bun, that's gotta be it
December 5, 2025 at 8:24 AM
FINALLY
I thought I was the only one that does mouthful of water then meds
December 5, 2025 at 8:17 AM
It's actually pretty good
Which is upsetting in and of itself
December 2, 2025 at 5:41 AM
They brought it back as a zero sugar energy drink
December 2, 2025 at 5:22 AM
We need a word stronger than "ghoulish" for this
November 27, 2025 at 7:48 PM
Nope sorry gotta see two of these kiss now
November 25, 2025 at 5:27 PM
My HeyBike folding boi is such a beautiful workhorse
Katie, what do you ride?
November 20, 2025 at 4:10 AM
'07 goon here. Many of us that were average posters either moved on, came out as trans / some flavor of genderfucked, or was a furry.

Can't imagine anyone that ended up Toxx'd and bitched about it didn't end up like Stancil. We can only hope he brushes up on his Lowtax speedrun strats.
November 19, 2025 at 11:27 PM
You want Newpipe, then.
November 14, 2025 at 8:42 AM
Attempted murder, famously not a crime
November 13, 2025 at 7:59 PM
Cinnamon is a pro move in chili to start with, I can't even imagine how transcendent this is
November 13, 2025 at 3:11 AM
Holy shit this race has been such a nail-biter
November 12, 2025 at 3:26 AM
There's apparently a stomach bug going around, it hit me last night
November 6, 2025 at 8:49 PM
The voice director for this has been doing behind-the-scenes videos about specific scenes and lines, holy shit his "k-hole" story
November 5, 2025 at 8:09 PM
Track down a pro-bono disability law firm right away, if you haven't already, and tell them this. They will not be able to take you on as a client until you formally apply and get denied, but they will point you in the right direction.
November 5, 2025 at 6:03 PM
Seeing this a lot from my contemporaries, and some of it comes from us actually giving a shit about our well being. I hit 39 this year, and outside of a few issues-in-progress, I feel every bit as capable as I did 15 years back.

Happy birthday, funny boob-drawing man.
November 4, 2025 at 5:47 PM
Not just living your best life, living THE best life
October 31, 2025 at 4:46 PM
So I almost forgot that I still had to pick this up thank you for reminding me ;.;
October 31, 2025 at 5:26 AM
So a Therian, then. Cool.
October 26, 2025 at 4:45 AM
I love my lil Launch Box, really gotta use it more often
October 25, 2025 at 9:56 PM
Yes, clearly, you are the perfect model of someone regulating their emotions. Masterful gambit. Rapid-fire everything-phobia posts are the refuge of an emotionally-stable populace. You certainly do not need to step away from the keyboard for a moment and reflect. This is good for your career.
October 24, 2025 at 8:39 PM
So many people are driven by a desperation for all this bullshit to be "over" that they throw their whole selves onto the first person that loudly says "Hey I can fix it", no matter who they are.

This is how we get Newsom. This is part of how we GOT Trump.
October 22, 2025 at 8:11 PM