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cornanon.bsky.social
Corn Anon
@cornanon.bsky.social
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Hi hello I’m just another person that has an affinity for Taylor Swift, corn, infosec, industrial processes, and isn’t a furry.
There are dozens of us, I’m sure of it. Anyway, good luck finding my main here. My opsec is amazing. I’m not a furry.
He/Him
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cornanon.bsky.social
“You say that you just wanted to celebrate your parents’ news, Gabriella. Yet you knew what a grease fire was before you set your hands on the turkey glittering with frost. The icy pebbles shining like the edge of a knife.
The knife you set to them, Gabriella.”
A scene from the first generation My Little Pony cartoon, featuring Gabriella and a pony surrounded by a raging inferno, with Gabriella crying on her knees in grief as if it’s entirely her fault.
November 18, 2025 at 4:32 AM
cornanon.bsky.social
:hugs:
So the question here’s been answered affirmatively.
An image macro of a koala, with the text: “Do you have the necessary koalafications?” The image has been rotated 180 degrees to accommodate Australians.
November 18, 2025 at 1:42 AM
cornanon.bsky.social
I mean, Pikachu reminds me of you more than the other way around.
On the other hand, a lot of THPS characters seem to fit the halfpipe. 🌽😸🌽
A screenshot from a Tony Hawk game, with the character well into the air above a quarter pipe
November 13, 2025 at 4:03 PM
cornanon.bsky.social
A painting of a large dark hog, labeled “Alf”
November 12, 2025 at 10:05 PM
cornanon.bsky.social
… wow auto detection of skishing (phishing by skeeting) is top-tier. 🌽😹🌽
A screenshot of my own earlier reply, showing a prompt below it to show more replies that were automatically hidden.
November 10, 2025 at 9:53 PM
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Veggie Tales cast, captioned: “Rule 34” “No Exceptions”
November 9, 2025 at 12:12 AM
cornanon.bsky.social
*hugs*
A black cat’s feet sticking out from under a warm blanket, which is itself decorated in a cat motif, toe beans prominently visible. This image has been rotated 180 degrees to accommodate Australians.
November 6, 2025 at 1:52 PM
cornanon.bsky.social
Is this relevant today?
FuckAlf.jpg, Alf posing with a lean and sexy physique, with his segmented flaccid penis clearly visible, and as large as some are tumesced.
November 4, 2025 at 2:36 PM
cornanon.bsky.social
Hey Jerry here’s a useful guide for fighting Nog.
A presentation slide with the Don’t Fight A Cat meme. Handling: General considerations The cat is faster and has sharper teeth and nails than you do. It has no 'code of ethics' or considerations for its own future. In a fair fight it will win. 1. DON'T FIGHT A CAT 2. USE YOUR BRAIN 3. USE DRUGS
November 2, 2025 at 10:14 PM
cornanon.bsky.social
Iz dis hem?
Young bobcat bleeping its tongue slightly out while sitting back towards a corner of its enclosure. This might be Noghiri.
November 2, 2025 at 1:50 AM
cornanon.bsky.social
If you see this, quote skeet with a vampire that isn’t Dracula.
I’m not a furry.
The cover of an old version of “Bunnicula” featuring the characters: Harold the dog, Chester the cat, and Bunnicula the rabbit.
October 29, 2025 at 3:13 AM
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Elizabeth Holmes, wearing a black turtleneck and sweater vest(?) looking downwards as if her mind is temporarily occupied beyond her capacity to respond in the moment.
October 26, 2025 at 2:13 AM
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A woman wearing business dress and pumps, attempting to carry a cob of corn literally larger than she is up and escalator.
October 24, 2025 at 3:28 AM
cornanon.bsky.social
Like, a spiky one?
Closeup of a bobcat perched on top of a cactus, on the left divide. A distance picture of the entire cactus on the right, showing that it is an extremely tall cactus. That kitty climbed a spikey tower for some distance in order to perch.
October 19, 2025 at 4:34 PM
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Oh yeah? I totally left my house last week. 🌽😼🌽
Floor tiles depicting a pair of burning barrels, likely trash cans given what appears to be a recycling symbol of green arrows overlaid between them.
October 8, 2025 at 5:20 PM
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Patch design: a squirrel chewing on an electrical wire with lightning bolts and infrastructure, labeled “Cybersquirrel1” and hash tagged “CyberWar4Ever”
September 18, 2025 at 1:42 PM
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A stereotypical depiction of Hell, as from christian propaganda, with a sign saying “Ohio is real”
July 20, 2025 at 2:38 AM
cornanon.bsky.social
Not an option, I’ve got to get out of bed for a day before going back to bed.
But an Aussie might go to bed now.
Taylor Swift performing on a tv show, screaming at the moment, subtitled: [screaming] The image has been rotated 180 degrees to accommodate Australians.
May 18, 2025 at 10:55 AM
cornanon.bsky.social
Hey I found a wall art idea for your apartment!!! 🌽😺🌽
Taylor Swift, posed similar to the subject of The Scream, photoshopped into The Scream. The image has been rotated 180 degrees to accommodate Australians.
May 14, 2025 at 3:54 PM
cornanon.bsky.social
Omg yay! I’m sure they’ll probably get the happy news of yours quickly if it already but I’ll tag @swiftonsecurity.com anyway just to be certain Lesley. Also, apropos image for that. 🌽😸🌽
An mspaint-tier ‘shopping of Taylor Swift into an animated Spider-Man scene, with both looking down over a building edge, captioned “do you see this happy news Taylor Swift” The image has been rotated 180 degrees to accommodate Australians.
May 9, 2025 at 12:43 PM
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An illustration of a lightly anthropomorphized rabbit in a field, holding a walkie-talkie, saying “WTF, over” The image has been rotated 180 degrees to accommodate Australians.
May 7, 2025 at 12:10 PM
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An image of Samwise Gamgee, from Lord of the Rings, next to the corner of a stone wall in a fortification, captioned: “I know. It's all wrong. By rights we shouldn't even be here. But we are. It's like in the great stories, Mr. Frodo. The ones that really mattered. Full of darkness and danger, they were. And sometimes you didn't want to know the end. Because how could the end be happy? How could the world go back to the way it was when so much bad had happened? But in the end, it's only a passing thing, this shadow. Even darkness must pass. A new day will come. And when the sun shines it will shine out the clearer. Those were the stories that stayed with you. That meant something, even if you were too small to understand why. But I think, Mr. Frodo, I do understand. I know now. Folk in those stories had lots of chances of turning back, only they didn't. They kept going. Because they were holding on to something. ~Samwise Gamgee” The image has been rotated 180 degrees to accommodate Australians.
May 5, 2025 at 8:12 PM
cornanon.bsky.social
Oh hey I think I caught this when you were halfway there. 🌽😺🌽
A screenshot of Lesley’s post, rotated 90 degrees on account of them being halfway to Australia which is well known to be upside down entirely.
May 5, 2025 at 2:34 PM
cornanon.bsky.social
The peak of cat skill is getting in the way while being out of reach. 🌽😹🌽
Picture of a winking orange tabby kitten, captioned: Getting a cat: My depression: 📉📉📉 Crime rate in my house: 📈 📈 📈
May 1, 2025 at 11:33 AM
cornanon.bsky.social
Tragically, converting a gif to Aussie format isn’t so easily doable on mobile. Looks like it’s time to do some prep work. 🌽😼🌽
Taylor Swift making a heart with her hands, and pointing at the viewer.
April 24, 2025 at 7:39 PM